25
2003
Went to the bars last nite, and who should I run into but that crazy Julie, aka MISS CONDUCT! I haven’t seen Julie since like 1997 when I was SEVENTEEN! Here is an ugly picture of the two of us from last nite. Julie is showing off her superb modeling skills. I look like I’m trying to grab her boob, but I’m missing it by a mile.
She is probably going to kill me for posting that picture, but I’m getting back at her for being the worst non-paying bidder who owes me like 928374982 dollars on eBay, hahaha!!! Can you believe this is the same chick who looks all serious in those Lip Service ads? JULIE I’M BLOWING YOUR COVER!!!
17
2003
I Love Maus
Okay… I used to make fun of people who showed off pictures of their fucking cats, but then again, I used to also make fun of people who had Livejournals. Here goes!! Meet Maus, the love of my life!
Maus at six weeks…

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09
2003
My Sister The Hero
GROSS, check out this spider my sister caught today! (Weird photo cuz it was sitting on a mirror)



