I walked 26 BLOCKS today in my brand new pink running pants, and I feel GOOD!! I want to get in shape, for REAL this time. I hate that I’m always so tired and lazy, that I can never sleep at night, that when I AM awake I never want to do anything that requires any kind of physical effort, that I spend all my energy wrecking my body boozing and partying, that I always feel like if anyone were to cut open my body at any given time an avalanche of beer and hamburgers would come pouring out. I wanna start taking good care of myself so that I can feel HEALTHY, ALIVE, and GOOD about my body, yay!

So I walked 26 blocks today just to see if I could do it, and guess what! I can! It took about an hour, but it was actually pretty fun. I got to pet lots of stray cats, and I felt quite sassy in my pink running pants. I am going to try to do this every morning, but don’t hold me to it. Let’s see how long this one lasts, hahaha.

Okay… Marcy finally e-mailed me the pics from when Taime came up to visit last Friday!

Kevin, Me, Taime, Melodie and JD at The Stud. We went there for a few minutes cuz Adrian and Deidre were DJing, but it was kind of dead. This picture reminds me of the old Melrose Place intro, where they’re all walking arm in arm! I think we’re walking to the Cat Club in this picture. Whoa Taime’s head looks huge!

Marcy, Kevin, me and Melodie at the Cat Club, where we all ended up. I think we were all pretty drunk by the time this one was taken. I look beautiful here, I should be a model. I sense a new LJ icon coming….

I did something really gross. I bought a used lingerie lot off eBay. I know that is really disgusting, but there was a lacy pink cami tank in the lot that I wanted, and it’s okay to wear used tank tops, right? So I figured I’d just throw away the panties and such, and keep the cami. No biggie.

So the package came today, and like…. Um…. EVERYTHING HAD PUSSY STAINS AND SKID MARKS IN IT!!!!!!!!! I mean I KNOW i was planning to throw it away and all, but the fact that I even had to see it and touch it is really somethin’ else!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY HANDS HAVE FOREVER BEEN DIRTIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM BLIND!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My life is flashing before my eyes!!!!

Hey but the lacy pink cami is really cute.

My hair was a mess, and I didn’t really even have that much fun last nite… but getting to do Kevin’s makeup is always good incentive to go out!

I was only able to take a few pictures of the actual concert before security busted me for having a camera.

I saw Dita Von Teese backstage, and she is way tiny in real life! She’s like super super small and cute. You can fit her in your pocket.

Oh, and here is me and my sister krumbles at Great America on Saturday. We couldn’t stop laughing at the way my hair looked in the photo, but we were too cheap to buy it so we just took a picture of the screen!

Okay. I’m off to steam clean cat puke off the carpet now.

EDIT 10/17: OOPS, I accidentally deleted like HALF the comments in this post before I got a chance to respond to them. I have no idea how or why I did that. Sorry!

Anyone else going to Marilyn Manson at the Warfield tonite? We have to get there super duper early cuz Kevin is art directing a photo shoot. I will most likely be sitting at the bar by my lonesome self for the first hour or so. Zzzzzzzzz…. Come find me and say hello! Entertain me, I will need it.

I have black hair now.

Finally checked out “Bootie,” Adrian and Deidre’s new nite at the Cherry Bar! But first, we ate balut. (Click on the “balut” link before asking me what it is!)

CLOSEUP

My friend Marcy (left), model/actress/stripper/go-go-dancer/dental-assistant extraordinaire!

on to the BOOTIE PICS!

I’m not good at explaining things, and this makes me upset. I am good at writing them down five hours after the fact, but in real life I can never argue my points on the spot. For instance, I took a class in college about the struggles of Native Americans and how corporations are ruining their way of life. But if someone were to make a judgmental comment towards the way they live, I would not be able to defend them with all the valid information that I have learned. Even though I feel like, as an educated woman, I should. (That was just an example by the way, no one really said anything offensive about Native Americans recently). I say a lot of things, and then when the other person asks, “Why do you think that?” I shrug and go, “I don’t know.” And at the moment, I really don’t know. But I can go home and think about it for a little while and then send them a really intelligent-sounding e-mail explaining all my points. But by then, the conversation is already dead and gone, and I’m too late. Does anyone else have this problem? How do you fix it? Don’t tell me to join the Debate Club, thanks.