Oh yeah. And my sister finally posted her KMFDM pictures if anyone is interested.

We went camping by the beach this weekend. I had fun, but my butt didn’t!! First, I went to pee in a bush and got stabbed in the left butt cheek by a sharp branch. Then when I went back to the campfire, I was squirming in my seat right when a glowing ember shot from the flames and landed on my chair. I of course sat on it, and it ate a hole right through my pajama pants and burned my RIGHT butt cheek. That’s what really happened. So don’t believe Larry’s version, which is, “Dude! So like, Amy finds this branch in the woods and shoves it up her ass; then she sits on hot coals! NNNAAAAAAAA-HAHAHA!”

I went to bed happy that night, dreaming of the juicy breakfast sausages I would have in the morning. At 4am our campsite was raided by raccoons. We actually HEARD the fuckers open the ice chest, grab stuff, and then shut it again! We thought it was Larry being weird, but when Kevin shined his flashlight, we saw a gang of scary raccoons. Had I known they had my breakfast sausages, I would have fought them tooth and nail!!! But I assumed they were just stealing Larry’s food, so I went back to sleep. I’m still kind of mad about it. Those fat fuckers! What are they gonna do with a pack of FROZEN sausages. Hmph.

Here are some pictures!

Ages ago I became “online buddies” with this rad chick I was doing custom sewing jobs for. She was really funny and pretty, and I enjoyed exchanging stupid e-mails with her. I haven’t heard from her in a few months. I commented in her Livejournal asking if everything was okay, and today one of her friends wrote to me, politely informing me that Michelle committed suicide by shooting herself in the head. I feel like I have no right to be upset, as I didn’t know her in real life and could therefore never feel the same amount of pain and grief that her friends and her family must be going through. But ouch. I really am sad. :*-(

In other news, we went to the landfill today to dump stuff from the old house, and I took some pictures.

Halloween was all right. Originally Jade (nganderwear) and I were supposed to be Budweiser girls together, because by some dumb luck we BOTH happened to have one of those hideous cotton/spandex Budweiser dresses! I found mine at Savers six months ago and bought it cuz it was funny. Jade found hers in her MOM’S closet, and there is REALLY no excuse for that!!!! (Freak.)

Kevin’s been sick all week, so we decided not to meet Jade and friends in San Francisco. I didn’t wanna stay home though, so we decided to check out what was going on downtown in San Jose. I tried on my Budweiser dress for the first time, looked in the mirror, and realized that I absolutely COULD NOT GO THROUGH WITH THIS! If Jade were doing it with me, I’d have no problem sharing the embarrassment with her, but for some reason I could not bring myself to do it on my own. I know, I suck, I’m a fat party pooper!!!! So I ditched the costume and dressed up as myself instead.

Me and Rosemary

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Well according to Jade (nganderwear)…

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