No more drinking with dreeew or joshe. They are bad for my health.

Honk if you’re homo

I’m too hungover to do anything today, so here are some fun facts for you to ponder:

1. I have discovered that it takes exactly 7 poo sessions to finish an issue of Us Weekly. Which is perfect because if you poo every day like I do, then by the time you are done with an issue, the next one should be waiting for you in the mailbox. But if you are like my friend nganderwear, who poos TWICE a day, then you should also subscribe to a second magazine like People.

2. Here is how I rank the way my cats smell, on a scale of 1-10, 10 being “deliciously fragrant” and 1 being “you stink, Sparky.”:
Maus: 9
Tako: 8
Orange: 10
Sparky: -3

3. Does anyone know why all Japanese restaurants close between 2 and 5pm? I’m starving.

4. Do I really look naked in this picture?! I’ve gotten 5 e-mails about it. Get your mind out of the gutter, perverts!!! :-D

5. Most people wish their kittens could stay small forever. I, however, was really excited when Maus started getting bigger because now there is more surface area on him to kiss!