Yay, I finally got to post new eBay auctions today! Click the picture to see my newest creations!

Monster fur hoodies and pretty eyelashes to match! Click the picture to see my newest creations!

And have I mentioned lately how fucking RAD my boyfriend is? Kevin surprised me yesterday with these business cards he designed. I feel so professional now! I can’t wait to start handing them out. But then again, I never leave the house so I have no idea who I’d give them to, ha. I gave one to the disgruntled postal clerk today. I’m THAT cool!

Heatherette on Sunday was SO! MUCH! FUCKING! FUN!!! I will write about it once I get all the pictures back. There were like 239849283423 people snapping photos, so hopefully there are some juicy ones! Let’s talk about something else for now before I explode with excitement!

I went back to the salon and had Miss Blair dye my hair purple and red. You probably think it’s weird that I bring my camera to the hair salon, but TRUST ME–If you knew Blair, you’d have your camera with you at all times too! The girl is a non-stop, one-woman comedy show, for real.

Here we are grabbing snacks at the liquor store, looking our very best. Hello, boys!!!

Blair knew it was wrong to act on their forbidden love, but the Rubber Head’s seductive gaze and silky brown ponytail was more than she could bear.

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So the wedding’s over, and I’m just NOW getting around to posting pics from Melissa’s bachelorette party! I know, I’m slow. But as the tortoise once told the hare, “Slow and steady wins the race, my friend!” (My most overused excuse for EVERYTHING)

The party started at a Thai restaurant at some obscure location in SF. I was an hour late because I got sooooooooo lost finding the damn place! It was only after I’d been driving around in circles for 45 minutes that Melissa called to tell me the restaurant was hidden and had no visible signs or address. Wow, that must be really great for business!!

After dinner, we headed over to this bar called Holy Cow. None of us had ever been there before, so we were curious. BAD IDEA!!! I have never seen so many gross, desperate, single guys in my whole life (okay, not counting Myspace). But that didn’t stop Melissa from jumping up and dancing onstage! Melissa told me later that the white guy in the glasses asked if he could be her slave. Awww Melisser, I can’t believe you didn’t take him up on that offer! WHAT A HUNK! Oh wait, you had your heart set on the black guy in the gold chain. So many hot guys, so little time!!

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So why is it that Jen and I feel compelled to take pictures with EVERY animal we cross paths with? We really need to get a life, haha.

A few weeks ago we went up to Haight Street to go fabric shopping for a dress Jen wants to make. I have no idea what happened, but we somehow ended up at Zam Zam’s for Happy Hour and got NO shopping done. However, we did see this adorable bird perched on my car. As we were taking pictures and cooing over how adorable he is, he decided to take a poop on my car. He’s lucky he’s cute… and that I don’t care about my stupid car.

Afterwards, we met up with Matt and Ellie for dinner and to see this beautiful kitten Ellie is fostering. Notice the bathroom sink in the background has been repaired since my little “incident.” Looks like the shower curtain’s back up too! :-}

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