You will see some “Sexy Santa” costumes in the background. Apparently, Bootie was hosting the official afterparty for the annual Santa crawl. While we are on the subject, may I offer my opinion at the risk of sounding like a total party pooper? I love Christmas just as much as anyone, but if there is one thing that gives me the heebie-jeebies enough to make me use the word “heebie-jeebies,” I’d have to say it is SEXY SANTAS!!! Drunk clowns and decorated poodles I can handle, but Sexy Santas have always given me the creeps. Does THIS make anyone else nervous?! Maybe I am just insecure about my sexuality and Santa Claus-ness. But can we please not sexify a totally sweet and jolly old man, thanks. And that’s some serious shit coming from me, cuz I really really love older men. (Remember when I hit on that 84-year-old guy working at the sewing machine repair shop and got hella rejected? HAHA!!) Okay, anyway…
Jade and I learn that dreams do come true
Jared and Drew–separated at birth???
