This is what a typical Saturday night looks like. Jealous?
Mr. Raccoon Man (right) and Mrs. Raccoon Lady (left) on a romantic date. I caught them humping on my back porch. With Michelle as my witness, I swear to god I am not making this up.

After they finished humping, they left and came back with Uncle Raccoon Man. Michelle calls him Gimpie because he’s shy and awkward. Anyway, here is Mr. Raccoon Man, Uncle Raccoon Man, and Mrs. Raccoon Lady (aka Stumpy). Yes, I can tell them apart. I wasn’t kidding when I said I don’t get out much!








