
http://shrinkle.etsy.com
$30 gets you a big jar with a generous 20 grams (.7 ounces) of product. What a steal!

We thought it would be funny to stay at Douchebag Central, aka Hard Rock Hotel, where all the guys look like Criss Angel and/or Mystery the Pick-Up Artist. (Come to think of it, I can’t even tell the two apart). Nice hotel with great service, though!
We got a top floor room. Yay!

I swear every surface of the room was covered in horrendously overpriced snacks to tempt you. Evil!!! Anyone who’s ever traveled with me knows I am notorious for ripping into a bag of $5 M&Ms at 3am, or worse, ordering room service. So I decided to write myself a note. :-)
