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And um, holy shit. Kevin sent me these today. Apparently this is what hot guys in Jersey look like. Sweet!
EDIT: According to Jessica, these guys are called guidos, there are pictures of them everywhere, everyone’s already seen it, and I’m like 10,000 years behind the times. Shrinkle Coolness Factor: very, very low!
Aren’t most of the spikey-haired boys the Gotti kids? Or at least Gotti kid wannabes?
I’m pretty sure none of the guys in the above photos are the Gotti kids. Although they may as well be. Hot!!
Those poor kids, they’re gonna get whacked for looking like the Gottis.
They have some perfectly coifed eyebrows to go with their gravity defying hair!
The last two are Dutch guys I believe, well atleast I saw them posted somewhere as being Dutch guys (I’m Dutch). It’s very cool to have hair like that and a scooter here in Holland.
AHHHH they’re everywhere! Haha
I know. And I keep wondering why I can’t find a decent guy…
lmao omg…i am SOOOO missing out here…i love the doode in the white suit lol..just brings out his complexion so well!
North Jersey is absolutely terrifying!
You’ve seen these guys in the flesh? Lucky!!
A few times…Philly is about 2 hours from north Jersey, so every once in a while they wander over. Beach sightings are the best!
I am from North Jersey, but I’ve never seen guys like these. Their cheese-doodle skin and spikey hair… eww! I am frightened!
Why are they all wearing black face? That’s what that stuff is, right? >.>
i dunno , i think everyone spends alot of money trying to look the opposite of what they wake up looking like. make-up, hair dye, hair products, clothing, nail polish, self tanner, whitening cream. think how much people regularly drop on products alike in a year. but at what point is it too much , and at what point are we just having fun living life like an everyday costume party. sorry to be all philosophical… just got me thinking. lol.
personally, i cant help but laugh at those photos, lol :oP
aaaah. guidos!
btw, what brand are your colored contacts?
Aquvue 2 :) I know cause i already asked her so i though i’d share cause i also got some too now LOL they are made for ppl with dark eye colors :)
ROFL
A lot of them are on this site:http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/“> HotChickswithDouchebags.com
Re: ROFL
that’s the best website name ever
Um…..those boys are REAL?
The only thing I can compare them to (because *I* have never seen them before either) are the Ganguro Girls of Japan. SCARY.
I was just going to say “Are those Ganguro Guys”???? Uck!
lolz! I thought the same exact thing. Or maybe they’re of Yamanba descent…>.>
You took the words right out of my mouth.
oh you will LOVE this website:
http://www.getoffourisland.com/
Ooooh my god I don’t know if those guys turn me on or terrify me. It’s so confusing.
I LOVE YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!! I want to steal it and put it on my head.
Oh and by the way, upon further inspection of the male eye candy above, I realized the two with girls on their laps look like Oompa Loompas. Which is…uhm, erotic?
It is so true about Jersey boys!!! lol
it’s ok to be behind on that stuff, it’s not all that important, and by the looks of your picture posts you’re having a ton of fun!
okokok! so your third picture of MR.Muscles? you need to go to idontlikeyouinthatway.com and go to that guys myspace…they have him linked there becasue of how douchy (sp?) he is..apparently hes some bigtime fitness guru millionaire guy in the U.K..AND on his myspace EVERY FLIPPING PICTURE of of him doing is that face…my bf and i call it the “blue steel” face…its so ridiculous..
anyway…:P
HAHAHAHAAHA I totally just added him.
Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
BLUE STEEL!
OMG – his tattoo says “No. 1″
I especially like the deep v-neck shirts and see-through button down. His breasts are bigger than mine.
they look like two fist in the middle of his chest.
RIGHT?!
He looks like a Bond Villain
i think the last 2 are the worst. especially the one on the left. HOLY DIARRHEA TAN! wow. i’m glad i’m the palest fuck ever. =/
holy shit, for a second i was very very worried that these were people you actually knew in real life!!!!
Those are some scary looking guys. LOL
Oh, who doesn’t love a guido, though? I used to have a real guido next door, the original East Coast flavor of guido, mind you. Where I live, they haven’t advanced to this new stage of guido yet; they show up at the local diner-drive-thru place – all in pimped-up camaros – and they greet each other “Ayyy, Tony C.!” “Ayyyy, Tony G.!” “Ayyy, where’s Gina Lisa Tina Marie?” “Ayy, I’m dating Gina Tina Marie Lisa now!”
(I live in a town that is 75% guido, and though I can leave town and be accepted and not even identified, in town my super-guido roots are obvious, and occasionally, my accent slips when I’m out being non-guido.)
Ewwwwwwwwww they all look the same!
boricua fade haircuts, psuedo-drag queen brows, mondo fake bake, with greasy skin that looks like the just washed their face with oil = NOT HOT!!!
i think i just threw up a little.
p.s. picture #3 was turned into this:
ha, i have seen them already too.
new bangs? i like!
dude, i grew up in jersey and i work in south jersey now (but live in philly) and i can guarantee that not all jersey guys look like this! (thank fucking god.) in fact, this is just a minor subset of extreme douchebags. (again, thank fucking god.) you’re more apt to find guys like this on staten or long island, but i’m pretty sure it’s still in the minority. (once again, thank fucking god!) just grossssssss.
Sooo guido!
Um… the long island ones are worse… even the girls there look like that! Ew!
so its like, abercombie ganguro for suburban middle class hip gangstas?
crazy. i didnt know about it either
hahahaha that’s awesome. everytime i see guys like this i kill myself laughing because you know they probably “HATE FAGS!!!!!OMG! and think dudes are gross” but they are so perfectly coiffed it’s fucking redic to the point where those two in the chair probably have skin that feels like fried chicken.
*barf*
That just scary. So whats with the hair and the orange color ????? :/
I think there is worse in the world thouhg, like … french guys trying to look cool by taking over the US gansta style … 2 years too late. yep. definatly a hit !
Still scary looking guys.. no matter how old these are
hahahaha my new fucking hair cut
watch this now :)
the guy in the last picture looks like he spent way too much time in the tanning bed haha
um i think the third picture down is actually in this video about his friends.. they all got the same haircut ha
oh mannn
definitly not my type of guys..
everything is terrible: clothes, hair, skin (oh my good..to much sun or to much oil?)
and everybody looks like the same..
terrifying..
they look like oompa loompas
Zoolander!!!! lol
I lought so hard when I saw thoes pics because a friend was sending me those just two days ago!
I’m scared!
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Dude, most of these guys were in my high school graduating class. Hanover Park 1989 (that’s north Jersey, baby)! If your last name didn’t end in a vowel, and you didn’t drive an IROC, you were realllly in the minority.
We had guys get airbrushed images of the NYC skyline on their pinky nails for the prom.
Goooood times.
guidos or gotti boys, either way, eww!
haha omg what is that XD
the one in the second picture lookes like a red Hulk
Wow…how sad is it that I instantly recognized three-down as a Demotivational Poster?
From the shaved hairline up, maybe.
Huh? They don’t all look the same. The one on the lower right is clearly a prick, and that one in the middle with the beer is clearly a douche bag. To the right of him is the only one who gets laid (because he’s reminiscent of Leo DiCaprio but with more Dolph Lundgren). On the far left we have “the ugly one”, under his chin “the wannabe” (and anyone who wannabe these wipes is lacking in brains), and on the upper right the zombie transplant from San Diego. See? They’re not so similar. Look beyond the superficial into the soul of modern teens. Fill that hollow with molten lead and throw them in the east river. That should lighten the psychic burden a little.
I’ve just wanted to know why orange? Self tanning is apparently a must? Ew! Yeah these pics are everywhere mostly collegehumor.com. And why are girls attracted to these weird people o.o
WEll, thats New Jersey for you.
LMAO!!! That last picture = bukkake
I’m an Italian originally from Long Island… my father is ultra-masculine, and he would die if he knew Italian guys were wearing lip gloss and fake tans. Really, really die.
Here’s a real Italian Long Island guy (The one on the top) -
Or my weird cousin… Or both!
This is so revolting, and on so many levels I can’t even categorize. One thing that makes it so disturbing is how utterly bland and vanilla their girlfriends are. It just casts them in an even more scorched, cancer ointment, tanning-bed light.
It’s like all they want in the world is to be part of some insipid master race, but they’re so fucking genetically inadequate that they have to make do with hair gel and wood stain.
Heh. The game, playettes, is to see who can fuck the mudman first.
I’m officially scared to go to Jersey….
That second last picture is especially disturbing o.o
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Hey I think the 1st pic… are really the gotti brothers. i’ve hung out with them before and omg they live in burberry…everytime I go to that store, by me, they are there…idk, they live in LI but I always see them in NJ…
OMG they are ugly!
Especially the orange ones.
And they all have the same hair! SO boring!
Apparantly they attract blonde bimboes, luckily I’m not one of em…
its the infamours east coast “blooming onion hair” cut
omg i feel a little pale right now.
*me in my icon*
Oh god. I’d forgotten about all these assholes.