Sep
28
2009

Folsom Street Fair 2009 Pictures

I had a fabulous time with friends at the Folsom Street Fair yesterday! Ran into old pals, made some new ones, had beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (ewww)! Oh and I slathered on 3 layers of SPF 95 and STILL got a stupid tan. Boo!

Me and Adrian. I made my dress. I’ve learned that the best way to hide a beer belly is to sew a ton of crap to the front of your clothes!!


The boys! Josh and Kevin

Brynna, Jared and Shane

This chihuahua guy was a hit. People were taking pics of him all day!

Okay, I swear I did NOT notice his wiener until Kevin pointed it out just now. Sorry!! I will try to keep it clean from now on lest your boss is looking over your shoulder. EDIT: Kevin the Photoshop genius removed all wiener evidence from this photo so that no one gets fired for looking at my blog! Yay!

Ran into Jon from Pansy Division! He has Google set up to alert him whenever someone mentions his name on the internet. JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION * JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION * JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION!

Hello, welcome to San Francisco.

Adrian and Deidre. Adrian kept it classy as usual.

So. Wrong.

Brynna and Jessica Paradise. I just had to throw in her last name because it’s real and we’re jealous!

Not only does she have the best name ever, Jessica Paradise was also blessed with the most amazing boobs. Some bitches have it all!

Hey look, it’s Jason El Diablo! I had the biggest crush on him when I was 20. We tried making out once, but it was a total disaster. I was so nervous, I stiffened up my body and clenched my teeth together. He told me I was a terrible kisser. Needless to say, it never happened again!

Dirty Sanchez performed. Wow, Jackie Beat got so skinny since I last saw her! She looked great! (Minus the clown nose)

#($*&@#(*@#($&@#*(%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it really a good idea to stick my face this close to a bird I don’t know? Didn’t think about it at the time, but luckily he didn’t eat my face. He’s sooooo cute!

Ran into my fellow blue-haired friend Starr!

This girl was really nice even though she kept trying to give me E and persuading me to run off to some mysterious location with her and her boyfriend.

Melanie!!! Hi!!

Adrian’s wife Deidre was calling. Being the helpful pal that I am, I offered to answer his phone for him. (Notice his phone matches his outfit. NERD!)

I did my best impression of Adrian, which isn’t very good at all. Confusion and hilarity ensued.

Hey, as long as my face is cropped out, you have no solid proof that this is me!!! Cuz you know, I’m classy and would never do such a thing. PS. Adrian and I are now even for this incident.

This couple behind Adrian was soooo funny! I gave them Sugarpill samples, which they began to drunkenly smear all over their faces and bodies.

I said “Pose like you’re REALLY excited about Sugarpill!” and this is what I got.

Makeover time!

Haha, poor girl! Look how many drunk hands are trying to smear blue on her. It was all over her cheeks when we were done.

Ran into Sparkly Sarah! She interviewed me for this Alternate 101 article several years ago and is a fellow Grocery Outlet fan.

Stopped by the Cat Club for $3 beers

Port-a-potty romance

Afterwards, we hopped a train to the Mission and had a delicious late-night dinner at Fritz. Best chipotle french fries in the world. It was the first thing (besides beer) that any of us had consumed all day. Mmm!

XOXO
Amy

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