Me and Adrian. I made my dress. I’ve learned that the best way to hide a beer belly is to sew a ton of crap to the front of your clothes!!

The boys! Josh and Kevin

Brynna, Jared and Shane


This chihuahua guy was a hit. People were taking pics of him all day!

Okay, I swear I did NOT notice his wiener until Kevin pointed it out just now. Sorry!! I will try to keep it clean from now on lest your boss is looking over your shoulder. EDIT: Kevin the Photoshop genius removed all wiener evidence from this photo so that no one gets fired for looking at my blog! Yay!

Ran into Jon from Pansy Division! He has Google set up to alert him whenever someone mentions his name on the internet. JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION * JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION * JON GINOLI * PANSY DIVISION!

Hello, welcome to San Francisco.

Adrian and Deidre. Adrian kept it classy as usual.

So. Wrong.

Brynna and Jessica Paradise. I just had to throw in her last name because it’s real and we’re jealous!

Not only does she have the best name ever, Jessica Paradise was also blessed with the most amazing boobs. Some bitches have it all!

Hey look, it’s Jason El Diablo! I had the biggest crush on him when I was 20. We tried making out once, but it was a total disaster. I was so nervous, I stiffened up my body and clenched my teeth together. He told me I was a terrible kisser. Needless to say, it never happened again!

Dirty Sanchez performed. Wow, Jackie Beat got so skinny since I last saw her! She looked great! (Minus the clown nose)


#($*&@#(*@#($&@#*(%!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it really a good idea to stick my face this close to a bird I don’t know? Didn’t think about it at the time, but luckily he didn’t eat my face. He’s sooooo cute!

Ran into my fellow blue-haired friend Starr!

This girl was really nice even though she kept trying to give me E and persuading me to run off to some mysterious location with her and her boyfriend.

Melanie!!! Hi!!

Adrian’s wife Deidre was calling. Being the helpful pal that I am, I offered to answer his phone for him. (Notice his phone matches his outfit. NERD!)

I did my best impression of Adrian, which isn’t very good at all. Confusion and hilarity ensued.

Hey, as long as my face is cropped out, you have no solid proof that this is me!!! Cuz you know, I’m classy and would never do such a thing. PS. Adrian and I are now even for this incident.

This couple behind Adrian was soooo funny! I gave them Sugarpill samples, which they began to drunkenly smear all over their faces and bodies.

I said “Pose like you’re REALLY excited about Sugarpill!” and this is what I got.


Makeover time!

Haha, poor girl! Look how many drunk hands are trying to smear blue on her. It was all over her cheeks when we were done.


Ran into Sparkly Sarah! She interviewed me for this Alternate 101 article several years ago and is a fellow Grocery Outlet fan.

Stopped by the Cat Club for $3 beers

Port-a-potty romance

Afterwards, we hopped a train to the Mission and had a delicious late-night dinner at Fritz. Best chipotle french fries in the world. It was the first thing (besides beer) that any of us had consumed all day. Mmm!


XOXO
Amy










jesus, i would love to be your friend! :D looks like you had a ton of fun !
We did!! Glad you enjoyed the pics! :-D
Hey. I really love your makeups and hair. You seem to be a really nice and fun girl. I’m… your fan! Basically, you have a fan from Portugal ;) Kissu *
SF never fails to entertain me. haha! I love these pictures. Love your face in the “So. Wrong.” And I love your dress and your makeup, it’s really cute!!!
So which spelling for eyeshadow or eye shadow did you pick?
“Eyeshadow” got way more votes that “eye shadow,” so I’m going to go with that. It was so confusing though! I looked to all the big brands for help, but even they are conflicting. MAC and Kryolan say “eye shadow,” while Sephora and Too-faced say “eyeshadow.” So I just went by majority. And “eyeshadow” looks kinda cuter anyway. :-)
if you sell that dress on etsy i will most probably buy it, if i can afford it. its AWESOME.
Thanks! I probably will, after I wash it. :-)
Crap. Someone already called dibs. Lovely dress!
Hahah, I love the face of the lady in the background in the second picture of Brynna, Jared and Shane.
Ha, I didn’t even notice! Sometimes the best thing about photos is the people in the background that you didn’t notice the first time around.
Hee, buttcheeks!
FYI, your link from LJ is messed up.
Oops! Fixed it. Thanks for the heads-up! :-)
Hmm… all of your posts convince me that I need to move to SF.
It’s like some awesome sparkly magical place.
It is pretty awesome indeed. My heart belongs to San Francisco!
HILARIOUS.
What’s so funny, hmmmmm???? ;-)
Dude I LOVE that you edited out the Peen…but the butts will get me in trouble too! HAHAH <3 Thanks for sharing!
I can’t believe I didn’t even notice it. But I did see more than my fair share of nudity yesterday, so maybe I’m totally immune to noticing it anymore!
it must be said that this blog post made my day! lol :P thank you! ;D
Haha I’m glad! :-D
You & your friends are so much fun! :D
Your necklace is so cute!! Where did you find such a piece?
<3
Thanks! The necklace is made by 6%Dokidoki, but they recently closed their shop and moved back to Japan. :-(
Your page is really awesome, you should post some more stuff on it! Dang, i wish we where friends.
-Sydney.
Thanks Sydney! I try to post whenever possible, but I’ve been so swamped lately. AHHH!!!
That man further convinced me that your make up is going to be awesome. I mean, LOOK AT THAT GOLD COLOUR!
The gold is definitely one of my favorites that I’m most excited about! :-D
one day, i’m going to have to visit california. this is insane!
Yay, you should! California is the bestest. But then again, I’ve never lived anywhere else so maybe I’m biased heehee!
haha, well, i just moved from louisiana to denver, colorado, and i can honestly say that this is a much MUCH cooler place. although besides the other girls i work with in cosmetics, i think we’re the only people who wear makeup here!
Oooohh I actually visited Denver several years ago and loved it! The people are SOOOO friendly. Really cool town, lucky! :-)
I definitely opened this in the study rooms of my school and people behind me were looking at me funny haha. Then again, I’m supposed to be doing an essay right now, soooo…
Also, I lovelovelove your makeup there! I don’t know what I love most about it, the purple or the contouring around the crease, but it’s awesome and I love it and I will bankrupt myself on your makeup line. :D
They had wild parrots like that flying around parks when I went to Hong Kong years ago. Love.
I think I want to visit San Francisco! I’ll seek you out and make you hang out with me.I bet you can’t wait!
I think I’m falling in love with the gold eyeshadow!
And Brynna’s skirt, and hair! Jeez i need a makeover.
“had beer for breakfast, lunch, and dinner (ewww!)”
this sounds very familiar, beeraholic!!! :P
also the gold eyeshadow looks awesome!
Someday I will make a trip to San Fransisco… I do live much closer than I did a year ago!
I wish I lived in San Fransisco. You and your friends look like a ton of fun!
What is the Folsom Street Fair? And I want to see the weiner!
Oh my, your friend Adrian is adorable! Red is my FAVORITE color and he wears it so well <3!
Then again, everyone looks adorable in these pictures…Ahh! Cuteness overload! Looks like such a fun day. :)
haha so cool ^^
do you think you’ll ulpoad new custom dress on your etsy as the dress you wear on this pics ?
Great post Amy! Lots of fun in pictures! I love this kind of posts! Def the dress you’re wearing rocks!
Agree! Jessica Paradise’s boobs are Amazing!!
Oh my word! I went to SF once and I didn’t see anything like that. I saw some sea lions and went to Alcatraz.
omg, so cute.
This makes me want to move to SF soo bad :C
&& Brynna is gorgeous.
What’s a girl gotta do to get some Sugarpill samples? I know I might as well live in another country out here, but there’s nothing like it here! I miss SF. Esp. the trannies.
aww! looks like soo much fun! I think SF is calling meeee
Jessica Paradise has the most awesome, perfect boobs I have ever seen. Do they have a web site or something? ;)
OH MY GOD, you met Shane! i looove him! he works at Sephora in the mall i work in. suuuuper cute, i should have gone! =D
your pics are awesome! i went to the folsom street fair w/ an unfortunately straight and awkward friend who did NOT enjoy it. but i did! ha!
I recognize a lot of these people, even went to high school with one of them! I think Sarah’s tattoo is by the artist doing my sleeve.
Thanks for saying I look skinny! Your money is in the mail! Tee hee!
lol! god you always look like you have tons of fun! grrr when are u next coming down? we seriously need to hang out and have a silly time :D
Many of these photos made me laugh so hard. The “So wrong” & the one about being excited about makeup especially. One of my favorite blogs of yours yet. I’m officially hooked! >_<
Much love!
HAHA so it WAS folsom street fair!! steph & i were in the city bright and early in the morning (9am! wut wut) having breakfast and we saw barricades around with banners with gay porn/sex shop/personals ads on them, and so we were wondering what was going on! steph suggested folsom street fair, and i said “nah, it’s probably farmer’s market! it’s sunday after all!”
i wanted to stop by for a bit, but i think we had more important things to do, like watching the orlando bloom movie where he plays a milk man!
Like many people have already said.. You make San Fran look like the place everyone wants to move to! I would move but then I won’t have much use for the Pink, Dollhouse Jacket that I bought from you a few years back. Eh, I might move anyway. ;)
OMG So much exciment in San Fran that I am constantly missing out on! I’ll just have to live vicarously through your fabulous pictures until I get a car xD
Wow, I’m jealous. That looked like a lot of fun. Awesome hair, by the way.
Haha, the street fairs where you are look SO much more fun than the ones here!
man that shit looks like so much fun… where did all this go down???? cause next time is happens i dont wanna miss it!!!
HAHAHAHA what a great time! i would have loved to have been there! and this guy in the background made me luagh. he is sooooo trying to see in his pants lol!
I knew that was you! I saw you outside the Cat Club at one point and was going to accost you to tell you how fab you are, but I wasn’t drunk enough for the random internet molesting. Now I wish I’d said hi. Ah well. I was wearing the crazy leather steampunk insanity, but there was so much eye candy I would be amazed if you remember seeing me eyeballing ya. :) Here’s me (I’m the redhead) http://tinyurl.com/y85k99c
looks like fun! /broken record
i cannot stop staring at paradise girl’s boobs. they’re exquisite!
love your pics!
Awesome awesome! lol, reminds me a bit of the pride parade we have here in Toronto. I wish I was there:P The people seem so much fun and cool. thanks for sharing that with us! xo
I am jealous.I want sugarpill samples!!!! xxx
Thanks for the nice pics.