This is the last of my “chubby” pictures!!! Since this photo was taken, I’ve lost 10 pounds just by replacing my burrito addiction with home-cookin’ from here! I’m not kidding, I really did lose 10 pounds just from eating yummy vegan. Save an animal and get un-fat!! There, I did my public service for the day.
Josh and Jade showing off their sexy dance moves
The night ended with Josh the manly gentleman carrying Jade’s unconscious body out of the bar….
…and then accidentally dropping her on the street. Happy Birthday, Jade!
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Then it was Ellie’s birthday! She had a karaoke party to celebrate.
She takes her karaoke very seriously. No fuckin’ around!
The “No Touching!” group hug
Jade likes to challenge herself
Birthday girl getting tipsy!
Jen sneaks off to say hello to Minners!
Me and Jade fighting over the toilet (I won… obviously!) Is this too gross to post? My taste has been pretty questionable lately.
Attacked by the paparazzi!
Buff arms
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Heidi’s going-away dinner at Lucciano’s. There were tons more pictures, but Mandy’s camera broke before she could download them all. Boo! :-(
Melissa’s scandalous red lips!!
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Some spy shots of Ann and Black Mike making out. Because I’m a creep! Hi, Mike! Betcha didn’t know I was taking pictures, huh? :-D
Mike: “Come on, baby. I thought you liked me!”
Ann: “I do! But I don’t know… I just think we’re going a little too fast.”
My eyelashes are TOTALLY REAL!!!!
I actually have no idea who this guy is. We were looking for the afterparty, but went to the wrong house! The people there were nice and told us to stay and hang out. They even had a token black friend named Black Dan! He woulda gotten along great with Black Mike. “Hi, I’m black.” “Oh my god, me too!”
Ann has long fingers
??????????
Dreaming of burritos! And I just noticed I have a piece of dry skin peeling off of my forehead. But I’m not going to photoshop it because flaws make us special!!
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A week before the charity fashion show at Splash, we had to meet up for fittings and supposed rehearsals that never happened. More on that in my next post, haha. But here are a few snapshots. What was supposed to be a quick meeting ended with us staying and partying all nite, drinking ourselves to near oblivion. I feel bad, but I forgot this guy’s name already. :-(
Mystery guy, Jesus (makeup artist), and Eric–I mean, Coco! I’m not allowed to call him by his boy name anymore or he will beat my ass with his fancy Betsey Johnson umbrella!! I mean, HER fancy Betsey Johnson umbrella. :-}
This is Matteo. He is scandalous! He has a thing for Eric… and Sinh… at the same time! I’m going to just smile, play dumb, and pretend that I don’t notice anything weird going on with them, ha!
3 items $4.95
This dude totally showed Eric his dick in the bathroom, but I started yelling at him to put it away. I like how he takes the time to buckle his belt but can’t be bothered to zip up his fly! I hope no one told him, heeheehee. Wait, why am I in the men’s room?
I love Daria!
SERIOUS BEER GOGGLES
Desiree the awesome bartender!
We look like we’re making out here, but we’re not. Tricked you!!
Matteo and Sinh
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Here are a bunch of random pictures from July – October that don’t really fit in anywhere.
Sinh doodled on a piece of paper and threw it away. Maus dug it out of the garbage and hid it under the bed. Every now and then he takes it out and walks around the house looking for a new hiding spot for it. Funny Maus!
Here is Sinh scolding Maus for biting her. Jessica’s cute with glasses!
We ate here. It’s really nice.
Caroline’s wedding. I LOOK LIKE ABSOLUTE SHIT! No joke, Kevin and I showed up straight from camping. I didn’t even have time to shower, I just threw on a dress and went straight from the woods to the fancy country club. I had leaves stuck in my hair, and I smelled like a campfire. My sister (green dress) was a bridesmaid.
I eat here with Josh and Mandy sometimes.
My mom bought me this shirt. Apparently she thinks I am 8 years old.
I don’t know why I took pictures of this. I just think it’s funny seeing Sinh and Eric in non-slutty clothes, hahahahahaa.
Never mind. Eric’s exposed back is a slut!
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i love karaoke. especially the magic mike kind. it tires me out though.
i don’t think i could go to the bathroom with the door open during a party. but that’s pretty amazing.
Omg ahhaa I love this picture! I have those same huge fake eyelashes!
Your posts are the only thing on the internet I can laugh out loud too, nothing else is actually funny.
I LOVE these two pics:
I mean the 2nd is just so freaking synchronized, and I <3s teh Melisser.
The shirt your mom got you made me laugh, for sure.
I want to learn how to backcomb, Ann’s poof is fab. And the sinh-maus connection is adorable, maybe he has a crush on her?
Are you seriously vegan now though or just eat it mostly?
I want to lose 10 but not going to give up meeeeeeeeaaat evaaarrrrrr.
all I could think about the bathroom shot was “ooh nice boots” so no. not gross.
I think it’s awesome how the dog looks like he is
super happy that he’s getting a kiss. :D
hahahahahahahah i actually laughed so hard. and yes, i see it too.!!!!
LOL best picture ever!!
Oh no, trust me, the lipstick was out at some point & that is NOT it! hahahaha!
Hahahahaha!!!! That is the best story I have
heard all month!!
Mind sharing what foundation you use? your skin always looks so perfect!!
Her skin IS perfect.
10 lbs eh? Congrats! Have fun in Disneyland!
Hahaha this reminds me of me and mmy friends. All we do is sit around, get drunk, and play Karaoke Revolution. I just got another mic so we can sing duets now haha I’m so excited.
God, I look nasty in the karaoke shots & the red lips are a bit scary!
so you eat at good karma as well, mmmmmmm. im trying to turn vegetarian, but those whole fat thick dick piece of burritos get to me too…
vegetarian burritos are pretty good as well! probably still fattening though…bummer days. oh well, at least i get the satisfaction of eating phallic symbolically haha!
Ok……you’ve just gone too far, man!!! EW! Only sickos use the toilet, you sick fuck!!!!
Okay, so maybe I just used it about 5 minutes ago.
I love that restaurant…and the view :)
is that the fishopper in monterey?
if it is, their clam chowder breadbowley things kick ass.
Yup yup :)
I love going there during sunsets :D
i spend as much time as possible in monterey, so i pretty much recognized it right off the bat. sadly, i haven’t been in far too long…
wow, i didnt’ know you were taking those pics. CREEP!
& Coco let’s me call him/her Eric.
p.s. in that pic where i’m driving… totally drunk.
I think it is a fairly new rule. He says, “Don’t call me Eric, you’ll blow my cover around cute straight guys!”
Uh….
ha. funny. but he just met Conor the other day & introduced himself as Eric. Maybe cuz he didnt think Conor was cute. ha ha!
only won a dollar off “Luck Dogs”?! we always get lucky with those!
i third the photo of melissa/doggy being the cutest thing ever. Your friend Melissa always inspires me, style-wise. she’s so cute! (but then, i dont think you have a non-attractive friend in exsistance!)
Dude, is that you in your icon??? We kind of look alike!
A totally sane and feasible plan
yep, thats me! although i dont have the adorable Melissa-esque hair anymore, and you are about a thousand times cuter than me.
I need to grow my hair out like that again and then follow you around in my unmarked white van, studying your moves, biding my time, and of course eventually stealing you away, only to replace you as “Melissa 2: Electric Boogaloo!”
I think this could work..! ^_~
Re: A totally sane and feasible plan
りんじ rinji? had to look that up. my japanese is at kindergarten level, booo!
so, i should be freaked out by that plan, but i’m totally not. you’re more than welcome to replace me, but you’ll have to lose your killer blue eyes, which i would consider a bad move!
Melissa 2: Electric Boogaloo = best. movie. ever.
you are crazy that yellow shirt is sexy. it is all about shoulders this year.
Don’t worry Liz, this isn’t the one you gave me last month! :-D
I literally laughed out loud when I read that.. and I’m at the library!!!!
The picture of Melissa kissing the bulldog is so funny and cute. My boyfriend’s boxer dog makes the same face a lot. :) The picture of Maus carrying the doodle is funny.
Have fun in Disneyland! I have yet to go to any Disney. :(
Be sure to make out with Mickey Mouse!!!! ;)
Once again: Maus carrying around & hiding the discarded doodle like it’s his cast-off offspring is my fave pic :)
Ha ha! Poor Jade! The same thing pretty much happened to me on my birthday this year. I was in the yard throwing up (though I vomit gracefully, laughing between heaves) I called a friend to come pick me up from the raging bday party my friends had thrown me and my friend, Mike, was going to be noble and carry me to the car. He was as drunk as me and promptly dropped me after walking 2 steps! ha ha! Thankfully, the only thing hurt was Mike’s pride, which was completely healed (due to the empty memory bank)by the morning.
Good news…I’m coming to visit in March or April (depending on whether I decide to go to Coachella.) Either way, I’ll be in San Fran/Foster City at some piont during that time!!!
god, i don’t know how much uglier i can get in those pictures…thanks amy…. your my besssssssssssssst friend!
we need to screen amy’s photos of us!
i sent you pictures.
more coming soon.