Pics from the Lovemakers show earlier this month! As usual, I totally forgot to take pictures of the actual band cuz I was too busy taking drunk candids of my friends.
Me and joshe are friends

Jen and Jade are friends

Daria and Jen are friends

Me, Daria and Jen are friends

Watch out, Daria! There’s a scary man behind you! Oh wait, you and Kevin are friends!

Vince is my friend

Lily and Jen are friends

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Melissa’s (makeupagogo) bridal shower at Bing Crosby’s, 9/4
Eat it, fat ass!

Hello, Pretty Blair!

We decided to trash the restaurant by seeing who could design the best wedding dress.. out of toilet paper! That’s Sandy (angrybutter), Michelle, me, and Lexi.

When it comes to fashion, Sandy doesn’t fuck around!! (Hello, Miss San Francisco Academy of Art College!)

And um… this was my design. (Hello, Miss Flunked out of High School Sewing Class!)

Guess it’s pretty obvious Sandy wins the Angrybutter vs. Shrinkle Fashion Face-off 2005 World Event.

I still think my design shoulda won.

The Human Tampon invades the bride-to-be!!

Ride it, cowgirl!


our toilet paper baby



I know I said I’d scan in my zitty high school pics, but I’ve got so much shit to take care of before I get to goof off. Melissa’s wedding is tomorrow, which means I have less than 24 hours to lose 5 pounds in order to fit into the one dress I own that isn’t too slutty to wear to a wedding! Last time I wore it, I could barely breathe. AHHHHHHHHHH what have burritos done to me!!!
I’ve also been asked to work as a wardrobe stylist at a private Heatherette party next week. Even though I’m not entirely sure what that means, what a sweet hookup! I will be sure to take lots of pictures of me and Richie Rich making out (JUST KIDDING. I WISH!!!!!!). I am also looking forward to the free liquor and hors d’euvres. I bet I spelled that wrong, but I’m too lazy to dictionary.com it.
Plans for the newly re-vamped shrinkle.net are going well too. My friend Brett is TOTALLY re-doing the entire thing and I can’t believe how amazing it looks so far! It won’t be as sickeningly hot pink as it is now, and the captians will actually be centered correctly, haha. I also wanna have better pictures on it and not just stupid eBay snapshots. So Patrick and I have been looking for models and trying to come up with cool ideas for photoshoots. So far, I recruit my friend Gorgeous Mandy. Whadda ya think? Cute? Yes? No? Patrick’s all about shooting flawless 5′9″ agency models, but I’ve recently decided it’s really not my thing. I prefer “the adorably dorky, freaky girl next door.”
Eventually, awesome Philip of Lithium Picnic is going to help me do pictures for my site too, which should be super exciting! He found me on Myspace (haha) over a year ago and emailed me asking if I’d be interested in shooting. I’ve always been a fan of his work, so I felt like an insecure chump talking to him. We kinda stopped talking after that, but last month he told me he was still interested in shooting. He said even if I don’t want to model, he at least wants to shoot models wearing my clothes. I was surprised he was still interested after a year of silence on my part, so I took it as a sign that this was meant to be! His work is a little “darker” than what I normally do, but I think it’ll make for an interesting project. Something different, something not so glittery hot pink, you know? Check out his work, he’s really good. If, in a week I still have not e-mailed him, someone please kick me.









I’ve always been a huge Lithium Picnic fan. Congrats to ya.
Have fun at Heatherette. AWESOME gig. I’m short and dorky!
Do you wanna go to the Heatherette thing? I can email you details if you’re free on Sunday.
AHHHH. What time? This weekend is boyfriend birthday weekend. Forward me the details and I’ll see if I can make it. That’d be so cool! JoaneeBonee@gmail.com
I love Lithium Picnic. And you know you love those burritos!!!! <3<3
Holy Crap!
Have fun at the Heatherette Party! That is so exciting.
Tell Trevor that David Janco says hi! (David is my fiancee). They were fraternity brothers at smu.
Ha – its a small freaking world :)
dude, if they stand there and have you pick lint off people, who gives a shit…it’s heatherette! :D
I want to pick lint off Richie’s crotch!!
I like the second picture of your TP design, it’s a little avant garde, maybe Helmut Lang or Costume National wedding or something…? Now that I look at it, I want to make something like that! ;)
I’m wanting to make this dress to wear tomorrow to the wedding, but I’m procrastinating… I better go sew! I want to go out tonight too, so it’s likely I won’t get it done. :/ Meh.
sweet — Ive shot with PicnicBoy a few times .. he does awesome work, you’ll get some sweet sugar images for sure.
Really?! Can I see the pics? Do you have them posted anywhere?
Oh how I would love to model your clothes!
Fix your eyebrows before submitting headshots ;]
:o yikes.
I have!
Woo-hoo!!! Heatherette! Congrats!
Pretty pretty!
Haa, lovely!
what happened to the lashes on the other eye, hmmm??!
What?
the very 1st picture, your right eye [on the left] wheres the lashes?!!!
Uh, you’re lame. They’re there! They’re just hard to see cuz of the angle.
calling people lame soo doesn’t make you hardcore… im just blind a nd cant see them haha
you better go out with ne in feb. when in in your neck of the woods.
You’re coming out here?!?! Where and what for? E-mail me zee details, mister! amy@shrinkle.net
fun! you are always so busy! *whew*!!
i love pinic’s stuff. very awesome. i can’t wait to see your new site :)
oh how exciting!! a heatherette party! u big timer you 8D!!!
hrm. that seems like a tame… oh wait. that wasn’t a bachelorette party, was that?
my bad.
/erases the rest of her comment/ cute pics tho.
and hooray for the wardrobe stylist hookup!
Haha, no! I will probably post bachelorette party pics next week. There are sooo many!
OMG, Heatherette! That’s so cool ^_^
Congrats!
I attended my aunt’s bridal shower last friday and we designed dresses too. It was crazy.
models 5′7″ and over please.
congrats ont he progress miss :)
and as for working with phillip, i look forward to seeing the end result of the collaboration …
id like to add myself to the list of ppl who woudl like to shoot you and your garments, just a bit of a distance issue, wouldnt mind having a chat to you online at some point re your garments tho, if you are up for it … some freinds i have over here really need to have some of it
take care
b
Holy crap, Lithium Picnic! Lucky lucky duck. I mean pretty pretty duck :D
..and if in a week if you still haven’t e-mailed him AND happen to be in the NJ at the same time, I will definitely find you to kick you. :D
I love Lithium Picnic, meanie.
Argh… Lucky.
I want to see the pictures!
Heatherette!?!?!?! I <3 Mr. Rich. :-)
omg
Dude, mr. Picnic is THE man of fetish photog, I luv the mans work. I recently mailed him some of my pics to have him take pictures of me. And so far I got to shell out dough for this guy. But that’s awesome!!!
you are my role model.
<3
You’ve got me wondering if I’d look good with blue eyes! Hmm
i’m sure you get this allllll the time… but you and jen have amazing hair!!!
“Watch out, Daria! There’s a scary man behind you! Oh wait, you and Kevin are friends!”
ahahahaa! I love that ^_^
=)
you+lithium picnic=so cool!!!!
dude, we look so fat in those lovemakers pictures! hahaha!
*runs to the gym…*
Shrinkle, Heatherette, and Lithium Picnic. Jesus, it’s like super powers merging together to create unhandleable greatness.
Please add me… You know who this is! XD or maybe not, but check it out, it will all make sense after you do!!! :)
Congrats about the Heatherette party! That’s freaking amazing… I’m assuming it’s in NYC?
It’s actually in SF! :-)
Very cool, I was just wondering, because I know there was one in NYC for fashion week, a little while ago. :D
aww i like that picture of us. that night was lots of fun, except for the boney chicken burritos. i will be down next friday for fun and dancing!
What’s next Friday? Are you going to Jen’s thing at Blank Club with us? I can’t rememeber if I sent you they flyer or not. I’m retarded!
i love phil!!! you HAVE TO WORK WITH HIM!!!!
Yup, I finally emailed him and we’re working something out. End of November. Soooo excited! :-)
Your makeup looks fucking bomb in that first pic! ♥
i like your drunk eye.
may I ask, did you get your name shrinkle from Party Monster?
Haha, no, there’s a long story behind it but it’s too much to type…
Was there a character in Party Monster named Shrinkle?! I don’t remember! That’d be funny!
Lol, yes! I was reading the book and thats James St. James nickname from Michael.
Is Phillip gonna come to town?
End of November! :-)
Oh Hell Yeah!
Are you going to dress like that when you’re like 40?
I hope so!!! ;-)
when me and steve finally get married i only hope to have a wedding dress as fine as the one you crafted!! ♥
awwww i’ll come model for you but only if you make me something to excentuate my lovely gut and arm fat!!
I forgot what I was going to say here….
Yes, she’s cute and gorgeous.
I prefer “the adorably dorky, freaky girl next door.”
We prefer you too. :)
Still though, that makes it interesting.
I’ve thought about models some for my work too. If I were doing a runway show, I’d start with a “classic too-skinny” 18-year-old model and work my way up to various attractive, normal-looking models as the show progressed. Sure, if you’re a particular size and body shape (and how much is this related to your race?) you can always look good/fashionable. I want to make interesting things for normal people ’cause they’re the ones buying it.
I dunno if this is a good marketing idea or not. I would increase some attention from normal people, but it might turn off those who are intertwined with the fashionable ideas of beauty.
I also think I’d want to start with a white model and then by 10% of the way through have completely changed over to brown/black models.
o_o
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I have one too! Let’s start a club.