MANDY’S WEDDING
Boy they look thrilled!!

We came for the free booze.



























Hi Daria!




Watch where you put those hands, Mr. Josh!!


Melissa says, “One of each flavor, please!”

(I wasn’t joking)




Twins. I can’t tell us apart!!

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JEN’S BIRTHDAY ROLLERSKATING HO-DOWN!


Most of these pics are blurry. It’s hard taking pictures of people moving quickly in the dark!





Welcome to Asia. We hope you enjoy your stay!











Creep

x 2



It was someone else’s birthday that nite too, so we stole their balloons and pretended we’d gotten them for Jen hahaha! Don’t worry, it’s not as mean as it sounds. The other party was long gone, and half the balloons were deflated anyway. “Happy Birthday, Jen! Look what we got you!”


I don’t know who this guy is. But I asked him if I could put a balloon on his head and he said yes.









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JOSH (different Josh) AND HAYDEN’S CALIFORNIA VACATION
Josh and Hayden came to visit on their way from Chicago to Vegas.
Josh and me at Trannyshack

Hayden

Josh and Misty








The guy on the left is Malakai. SO HOT!!



Housekeeping!



Late nite dinner at Sparky’s

Hayden & me the next morning.

I’m mean, I made Josh drive my car even though he was on vacation, haha. Oh yeah, and don’t make fun of that ghetto foot-long crack in my windshield cuz I just got a new car and got rid of that old one already so shut up! Instead, let’s make fun of Josh for driving a car with a pink leopard print steering wheel.


Parking meters = no fun

Time to play in the Castro!!!


Yummy times at Osaka Sushi



World’s best hostess! “Come visit me in California so I can sleep thru your entire vacation while you drive my car.”


The blanket is to shield me from gay germs.

Good morning, sunshine!!



The next day we had dinner at Straits. Overrated!! There was no one in the restaurant, but they still seated us in the very back corner. Josh kept threatening to pull a Rosa Parks and plant his ass in the front, but we were too lazy to move, so we didn’t.

Romantic mood lighting





Afterwards we hit up some bars downtown.


Losers!!!

Winners!!!

Oh my, this is kind of embarrassing. But let me explain!! There is this guy who always gets to the Blank Club super early and does STRETCHING EXERCISES to warm up. I was dared to get on the dance floor and do stretching exercises next to him. I never say no to a dare!! I can’t believe no one got pictures of the guy, cuz now I just look stupid stretching by myself, haha. You guys are jerks!



Josh and Hayden being ashamed of me


[Insert airplane sounds] “NYyyyyeeeerrhnnnnnn!!!!”

Whoooooooosh!!!



“This is unacceptable! You two are both grounded!”





Super classy broads

Whoo!! I’m almost done posting my pictures from March!!



Wow..I’m a loser. I saw your friend Josh (the second one) and I was like, “OOOO! He works at MAC and does fabulous makeup!” *head desk*
And don’t try to play off the stretching. There was no “guy”….that’s just what you do.
On a serious note, Mandy made a seriously stunning bride.
You know him?!?!
And yes… you totally blew my cover on the stretching thing.
Hey man, when I said I was a loser, I meant it. I don’t *know* him…I’ve just seen him on. LOL
i thought the same thing. =(
hahaha I thought the exact same thing!♥
So much fun! I was just listening to Cyndi Lauper while going through your pics.
I love Melissa’s dress; and Mandy’s wedding dress too. Her hair really brings it out :P
tip of the week: It’s okay to lay down in the street in the skirt as long as you are with two other people! Laying down in the street may have been trashy in the past, but as long as you have escorts and are wearing designer clothes, you will be stylin’ all month!
Uh… thanks???
teh. heh heh. A BASKETBALL!?
I think I’m going to steal your little picture-ruining-sneaky-hands-thing you guys do. I have to.
Do it! This hot new move will soon be sweepin’ the nation!
That pic makes me laugh! hahahaha
That was my favorite for sure! :-D
omg there’s a guy who does the stretching thing up here too! he gets there early, goes on the dance floor and stretches, and then he kinda marches around the floor for a bit. all with a neon fanny pack.
the guy i know who stretches wears a banana hammock LEOTARD, a VISOR, AND a fanny pack.
I am starting to think every town has one of these guys, haha! I’m so bummed mine doesn’t wear a leotard and fannypack though. :-(
hahaha that beats my guy. he only has the fanny pack and an assortment of granny sweaters.
can u ask him to marry me?
Are you kidding me, dude?! The guy here does the SAME THING! After doing his stretches for about 15 minutes, he starts marching back and forth across the dance floor diagonally. Mine doesn’t have a neon fanny pack though, unfortunately!
OMG JOSH!!!!!
You post the best pics. Josh is such a sweetikins.
He sure is! I’m going to Vegas with him in 3 weeks, yay! :-)
i’m going to vegas in 2-3 weeks too. creepy!
What, really?! What days? I’m going 23-26!
15-18th, too bad! if you know of any fun things to do in vegas, let me know! i don’t know if it’s possible to avoid bro’s in vegas… but do you know of any indie/electro clubs?
No! I was totally going to ask you the same thing. :-(
I loooove you and your friends. You’re all freaking adoreable. :)
Thanks baby!!
You are very brave to rollerskate in a skirt :p
Haha it’s only cuz I don’t own any pants!
ooooohohohohoooo
last foto is great!!!
OHOHOHOOOO
don’t forget….
this is me explaining to misty why some ugly guy called me a rude bitch, and you smiled and waved at him not knowing we got into a little spat.

this is the “busted” picture!

and you CANNOT forget the most creepiest man with a binder of porno at the bar. + we made everyone shut up to watch josh groban on the television at the same bar.
Re: don’t forget….
Why don’t I have those pictures? That is weird, I remember them but they aren’t in my folder???
Re: don’t forget….
And I totally forgot how I was all nice to that guy. Sorry I wasn’t being a very loyal friend to you, haha! But don’t worry, I’m so dense that most of the time I have no idea when people hate ME, so I end up being nice and hugging all my enemies.
Re: don’t forget….
its alright, maybe this time big trannies won’t push you into the bar because you won’t go home with them while we’re in vegas.
creep hands forever!!
I NEED your red cowboy boots with red hearts!!! I looked on Ebay and online and can’t find them anywhere. If you ever E-bay them in size 6, let me know at:
sap7270@yahoo.com
I seriously need them!! Cute, cute, cute!!!
You guys have the bestest fun. I love looking at your photos. XD!!
is that roller rink in the south bay?? i know that there was one close to Stevens Creek, but i think that one closed down. i don’t know of any other ones in the San Jose area, but it’d be nice if there was one.
it kind of sucks being under 21 in Saratoga, lol.
LOL. If my wedding isn’t that much fun, I’ll be very disappointed!
Your roller skating and trannyshack outfits are superb!
You and your friends are just the cutest!
Hey I like the super straight hair!
And I love the wedding pics. Now that is a wedding I would go to. I vowed, to avoid weddings so far 2 years and counting. They all tend to look the same!
And thanks for the STRAITS review. We have been thinking of going last month but never made it.
hahaha i love the last pic! its alot like a recent photo post i just made: drunken passout photos = instant comedy.
what is it with roller rinks having that shitty orangish carpet? ;)
awesome awesome awesome.
Holy crap, you have a new car! Do you already have kitty litter all over the passenger side like your old one???
oh my goodness. best pose ever:
hahahaha! I didnt notice them! and amy how the hell did you get your leg up there!?