We’re supposed to move out on December 1, but we haven’t found a new place yet since we pretty much just decided this 8 seconds ago. I should probably be packing or researching how to not be homeless, but instead I’m going to blog about a less stressful time… Medieval Times!!
Cool kids me and Val
Lumi (right before she moved to China… BOO!), Amelia, and Kevin. I am so grateful to have friends with equally bad taste in restaurants and entertainment!
Loved this! Medieval Times employees in costume, on break. When I was 19, I worked at a sushi restaurant, and our uniform was a pink kimono. I was so accustomed to wearing it every day that I didn’t even notice it anymore. Before and after work, I would drive around town running errands in my hot pink kimono and wonder why everyone was looking at me funny. What? People don’t wear kimonos to the grocery store?
Party time! The show was really fun and full of bad accents and seizure-inducing light shows. They also made a little girl in the audience cry when they shone a spotlight on her and declared her the fairest maiden in the land.
Forget the knights – my favorite cast member is this guy who scoops the horse poo. It takes a real man to clean a litterbox!
Yume, Lumi, Amelia, me and Val hanging in the ginormous gift shop after the show. This is a blurry picture post because I had just lost my brand new camera at a Die Antwoord show a few nights prior (alcohol makes me smart), so crappy cell phone pics are all I got.
Medieval hand dryer
We ordered some drinks and headed over to the “Knight Club.” Yume swore that last time she was here, the Knight Club was swarming with hotties in armor. So we waited and waited and waited…
Not one knight showed up! I want a refund!
Afterwards, we went to Walmart so Amelia could load up her suitcase with boxes of Kraft mac ‘n’ cheese to impress her boyfriend and roommates back home in England. Look at her, she’s like a little kid in a candy store! Haha English people love mac ‘n’ cheese and Taco Bell. Yes, I just made a generalization about an entire country.
This is serious business.
An older woman noticed us laughing and taking pictures of Amelia. She approached me and whispered in total seriousness, “Are you kids taking her picture for the ‘People of Walmart’ site? That’s not nice!”
Beer and boxed pasta mission accomplished! I love this random lady in line cheering us on.
Then we headed over to Comic Bug in Manhattan Beach for the Defective Geeks 5 year anniversary party. Hello Chrissa, Yume, Kevin, Amelia, and Alcuin!
Jenny Rae was there with her famous cake balls!
I bought a whole damn box
Chrissa got some yums too!
We got hungry again and decided to go for another round of dinner at In-N-Out.
Our table was one seat short, so Amelia got banished to the loner table!
I don’t think she minded.
Alright guys, I’m going to be super sales-y and end this post with a reminder that I’m moving in less than two weeks and have SO MUCH STUFF to get rid of!
I’m having a storewide sale on my Etsy shop of vintage horrors. Use the code PARTYTIME for 20% off your entire purchase!
I’ve also listed the very last of my Kryolan stash and other eyelash stuff on eBay for super dirt cheap – like, pocket change cheap. Here’s the link to that!