Okay… I have concluded that partying is the biggest waste of time EVER!!! I mean, it’s fun while you’re doing it, but then the next day is completely wasted lying in bed realizing that you could have done without those last two Redbull/Vodkas. And then, if you’re stupid like me, you get out of bed, put on a fresh layer of eyeshadow, and do it all over again.
I look retarded, hi
Here’s a picture of me, Sandy (angrybutter) and Jade (nganderwear) at Hole in the Wall in San Francisco on Thursday night. Yes, it was me and Sandy’s first time hanging out, and I took her to a gay biker bar, so what! I don’t remember anything from Thursday night except that I puked a lot and fell REALLY hard. I did not handle my alcohol very gracefully.
Friday was a COMPLETE waste of a day! I woke up on Jade’s futon at 6:30am in the morning to the sound of her neighbor blasting rap music. Ahhh, the beautiful morning sounds of San Francisco (and don’t even get me started on the view from Jade’s kitchen and bedroom windows). I couldn’t fall back asleep, so I just laid there moaning and groaning about my hangover till Jade and her boyfriend finally gave in and took me out to sushi. Then we went to the bookstore and blew the rest of our money on Japanese fashion magazines. Went back to Jade’s house, rolled around on the floor moaning and groaning for a few more hours, then finally felt well enough to get up and go home.
While I was driving, I started feeling sick again so I stopped by Electronic Arts to visit Kevin at work. Here is what I looked like:
(Go ahead and call me ugly, but at least I have the guts to post this!!!)
I was too exhausted and sick to drive the rest of the way home, so I spent the next three hours walking around EA in my pajamas, nagging everyone in Kevin’s department to hang out with me. Then I found some cheese that someone had abandoned in the refrigerator and I ate it.
So I was planning to go straight back to bed as soon I got home, but then I thought, “No, I can’t do that. Then it would have been a COMPLETE waste of a day! I should… I should go out again tonite! That way, I can at least feel like I did something.” So we got dressed and went to the Blank Club. The Epoxies were playing, and it was PACKED!!!!
Me and the singer from the Epoxies! She was actually pretty cute in real life, but this is not a good picture.
I had quite a bit to drink, but I handled myself a LOT better this time!! I drank lots of water and paced myself. I did not do anything stupid. I did not fall down. I did not throw up. I did not make an ass of myself.
But I was still hungover on Saturday morning, only this time it was a DOUBLE hangover cuz I still hadn’t recovered from Thursday nite’s hangover when I started drinking again on Friday!! Another day wasted in bed, unable to do anything. And then it was time to go to NATE’S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!
We had dinner at AsiaSF for Nate’s birthday. The food is THE BEST I’VE EVER HAD, and the restaurant is staffed by hot trannies!! I felt like a kid in a candy store–or more like a dirty old man at Hooters!! Rad. We ate like kings, drank, and watched gorgeous trannies prance back and forth on the bar top in skimpy outfits. I will be the first to admit that the “show” was pretty bad, but it was still fun. We felt really cheesy getting our pictures taken with them, but what the hell–it was Nate’s birthday, so we’re supposed to take pictures! I highly recommend this place for anyone who wants to celebrate, but it’s way too overpriced for casual dining. The bill for our party of 12 came up to like $700 fucking dollars!!!!!
There were actually a lot more pictures, but not on my camera. I’m waiting for people to e-mail ‘em to me, but people always say they will and they never do.
Sunday was BORING, cuz I finally wisened up and decided that I couldn’t put off my hangover any longer!! We were soooo behind on house stuff and had to skip the Folsom Street Fair and go to Ikea instead. Kevin bought me some Swedish meatballs to make the day more bearable. We ran errands for nine hours straight. It was hell. And that’s it. I have tons of work to do today. I haven’t replied to anyone’s comments or e-mails in the last week or so, but I’m not ignoring you.
You are SexxXXXXxyyy
You ain’t so bad yo’seff, kiddo!!! Hey when are you getting your ass up to SF anyway? Didn’t you owe me and Anna a date a long time ago? We were all supposed to get together and go to a bar and pretend that we didn’t all know each other from eBay and Livejournals!!
I LOVE the black top/black and green skirt outfit! That’s so hot!!! :)
Rad compliment coming from a homo!! :-D
Girl, you are so freaking hot!!! I love your fashion, but then again, you should already know that!! :)
<3
i think u look ultra fancy in your jogging/pajama gear
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Why, thank you! I aim to please.
Ugh. You have the cutest outfits and the perfect body.
shoot me now please. yeah, thxx <3
Thanks, you must be referring to the photo of me in the red sweatband!!!! :-D
Gay biker bar? Is that what it was? Ahhhhhhhhhh. Hehe.
When I go out with you I need to wear darker makeup. Mmmhmm. My makeup was hot pink but I just don’t apply enough for it to show up in flash pics.
Well it’s SUPPOSED to be a gay biker bar, but every now and then a group of obnoxious drunk girls will come and crash!!!!! ;-)
Ooh, godDAMN!!! How hot are you!!!
Thanks, girl! :-D
he-he-hello
you’re absolutely nuts
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Jesus Christ, look who got a Livejournal! I have you listed as one of my interests, hahaha
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… ha
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EW! I found both of you.. you.. you NERDS!
1st friendster, now this mess.
okay, imma nerd too.
add me, dudes! and consider yourselves added.
Y
melisser.
(..and amy, you’re still the bees knees.)
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Ewwwwwwww what the hell, Melissa Elliott has Livejournal too! I never update my Friends list cuz for some reason my Friends page never loads…. but since you KNEW ME BACK WHEN I USED TO WEAR ALL SILVER, I will add you.
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Hehehehe.
If you updated to include all the people who friended you, you’d have 904598765978 friends.
When I first saw you, you were wearing Barbie pyjamas.
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I TOTALLY remember the shirt I was wearing the first time I saw yoU! I remember my entire outfit, only because I was soooo excited about seeing IBOPA, I spent like 9283749823743 hours getting ready. How embarrassing, haha! I wore my Barbie T-shirt (which is still my favorite shirt to this day), and a clear plastic skirt I made out of a shower curtain. It was so ugly.
You were with a group of girls, and so was I… I remember our group didn’t like yours at first because supposedly one of you guys had said something snotty. But I’m sure we were snotty too. Ah, but it’s all high school… this is too fucking crazy!!! :-D
When are we gonna work together, ho? And did you ever decide on a superstar name so you can stop sounding like a black rapper?
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Oh man, IBOPA! good times.
Yeah, I was with a few girls I’m sure. Blair was my main show-going girl though. I’m sure I was the one who said something snotty, I HATED YOOOOU! (at first anyway) Hahaha. Blair called you the asian barbie.
Then there was the zine swapping and all and everything was cool. I talked to Jenny a few times after the ska days. I saw Herbie and Julia in Santa Cruz once. There was the fiasco w/ Jason of the Chinkees (he denies we dated!), I haven’t seen him in years. Crazy!
Anyway, we’ll totally work together. Patrick needs to get down on it and get some agency girls! I’ve told him how! He has an in at Look!
As for my name, I’m going to embrace the black rapper in me and roll with it.
I love how huge and fluffy and trashy your hair looks in that first pic. Viva la trashy hos!
Oh my goddd you are absolutely stunning in that first pic especially! I think you look alot like Tila Nguyen (model). I don’t know how I came across your name but I recognized as one of the favorites in my e-bay sellers list. And I saw that it IS you from your e-bay posts! x0×0x0x
ARGGGGH hahaa, I can’t say this enough–the first few pics were supposed to be FUNNY, and now I feel goofy that everyone is complimenting them, cuz it could only mean that I normally look even WORSE than I do when I’m shitfaced drunk and then hungover, hahahahah! :-D
yay for sf trannies!
Aw yeah, i love me some AsiaSF! The show is kinda so-so but the ladies are definately lovely. I forget yer a local girlie and it trips me out when i’m like, “You guys were at the Hole in the Wall?? no way!” Such a smallllll world! I’m so boring these days, lounging around enjoying my increasingly bigger baby belly. I swear, I spend half my time trying to convince people that I used to be cool and go out all the time!!! You look fab in all the pictures. Even the insane headband one!!!
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Yeah I thought the show was kind of geared towards tourists and out-of-towners who’ve never seen a drag queen before! All they really did was stand there and be pretty. Anyone can put on a sexy outfit and lipsync on a bar. It was nothing like the shows I’m used to seeing at Trannyshack, where the trannies aren’t always as good-looking, but at least they make their own outfits and (sometimes) sing their own songs! But I thought it was fun nonetheless, probably more tame for the restaurant’s more “mainstream” clientele!
Oh man. I almost got started on my “…they are reinforcing the stereotype that drag queens are just pretty faces to be gawked at, the same way that the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is demeaning to gay men, and and and…”
Thank god I caught myself and stopped!!!!!!!!!!!
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plz tk mee 2 thee nest trannyshak plz.
i wud lub yoo 4eva.
Weird…
You kinda sort of look like Pamela Anderson in that first pic. Don’t get mad though! You look like the much hotter,punk rock,asian version of pamela anderson!
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I adore Pamela Anderson, and I don’t think I’ll ever be ANYTHING close to her, haha!
Um, Shrinkle. Next time I plan on going to New York (or Vegas!), fly in and meet me. Your partying is addictive. I need some of your magic energy.
I was ready and waiting for you last nite. I thought you did not come. And then I realized that it was your parents’ bedroom window that I was serenading when your mom came to the window in her curlers and started throwing rocks at my guitar.
shrinkle
such damn adorable pichies
*pinches* your checkies ooo hehe sorry
lovem though
so cutie pies
much love
Vaughn Michael
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No way, YOU’RE the one whose cheeks need some pinchin’!!!
Amy darling, your partying hard makes me proud <3 <3 <3
Being a hungover loser with red sweatband and rotting liver is hardly anything to be proud of, haha!
Ok true. But the nights before almost make it worthwhile. hehe
Awwe amy you’re so gorgeous, whether your hair is poofy or defying gravity in a sweatband, with or without makeup, and stunning outfits or not :) and you definately sound like an exciting person!
Amy is silly, but atleast she has fun! :)
<3
Thanks, Hana! :-}
You definately do NOT look reterded. You are soo cute, especially in your yellow pj’s!
AHHHHHHH hahaha, I posted most of those pics to be funny…now I’m kind of bummed that instead, everyone is COMPLIMENTING the pajama/sweatband picture, meaning you guys must think I look like that bad all the time or something, hahahahahaha!
when i’ve done a night-o-drinkin, the next day I DONT GO OUT IN PUBLIC, nor let anyone TAKE MY PIC…
but it’s nice to see you not look perfect once in a while!
I’m usually not friends with the camera after a night of drinking either, but sometimes ya just gotta be dumb! :-D
heee hee… i totally appreciate the pic though!!
I think you look GREAAT!!
I found you through some communitys hope its cool if i add you??
Add me back?
Thanks, girl! Of course I don’t mind if you add me. :-)
I loooooove the Epoxies, and didn’t go this last time. Bummer. Your pic with Roxy is adorable, and so are the others. You look gorgeous in your Asia SF picture. Damn, they have some hot trannies working there!
I’ll call you on your broken cell phone from my broken cell phone next time they are in town.
You’d better!
o boy
your style is amazing.. please make me something i will pay you.. im me sometime xAdorableHorroRx
xo.. ash
Wow! You guys ALL look gorgeous! Do you know any people that AREN’T stunning??
Thanks, girl! But as my best friend and I always like to say, “It takes three hours and ten layers of makeup to look this good.”
Haha! In my case it’s “three hours, ten layers, a trowel and some form of scaffolding”.
P.S. That was a joke… please don’t think I’m a snot head! ;-)
It’s no secret what a HUGE snot-head you are, Amy.
Too late – it’s gonna be in all the morning papers! You’re gonna be an infamous snot head! *Evil laughter* MWA HA HA!!!
now I want to go to Asia SF. I need a late night drag show establishment that serves good food. Our equivalent is an early morning thing. If you’re ever in Richmond, VA on a Sunday morning, Godfrey’s has a drag show brunch. The food is to die for — hefty slices of french toast smothered in Grand-Marnier marinated bananas and cinnamon, mimosas, that type of fare and a really glorious drag show. Things I have witnessed there include my favorite queen doing a Pat Benatar cover of Love is a Battlefield in a camou evening gown with velcro tearaways and a wooden rifle (oh, and her day job is as a rifle-team/color guard state-level instructor) and another time she lipsynched her way out of the club, stopped a city bus, danced and sang down the aisle, got out the back doors and came inside again.
Drag show BRUNCH!?!?!?!? That is TOO weird! These trannies must wake up at 4 in the morning to start putting their makeup on, hahaha! But how hot is that. Tranny first thing in the morning!
I think a lot of them just stay up all night from clubbing the night before, slather on the makeup and duct tape their packages. I wish they would just do a flat out lunch, though, because when I even think to get up and go, I’m usually in too much pain to get there on time.
mygod…… RICHMOND?! this is like an hour away and i didn’t know?! i’ve gotta go to this sometime!! hmm.. when you say early, HOW early? *anything before eleven kills me, but i’d get up early for this!!*
How in the world do you get your eye make-up to look so effin perfect? Every time I try to do the dark and mysterious eye make-up trick I look like a friggin’ idiot. Throw a girl some tips!
It’s super duper easy! It just takes a tiny bit of practice, but after the first few times you’ll be a pro, I promise. Okay. First off, throw away all those cheap applicators that come free with your eyeshadows. They don’t work–they just fuck you up more. Buy two makeup brushes: one with bristles about the size of your pointer fingernail, and one that’s maybe um… twice the size of your thumb nail. I actually don’t buy brushes from makeup stores, I’ve found that using regular artists’ paintbrushes from the craft store work much better, AND you get more selection!
Use the smaller brush to put the eyeshadow around your eye. Put tons and tons. Then use the fatter brush to blend around the edges. Voila! Instant slut!
Very cool! Thanks for the help.
You really shouldn’t use ‘retarded’ in such a manner.
I know, sorry! :-}
Damn it, way to be adorable and nice all the time! Most people would go on an arrogant rant in defense why it’s right to use it, but you’re just.. GAH. Perfect.
This is why everyone loves you. *Smooch*
Well it’s cuz I already knew I was being offensive when I wrote it, but I was too hungover to think of another word. So yes, I deserve that slap on the wrist! ;-)
ummmm
i never understood why retarded is offensive if it is short for mental retardation. Isnt that a medical term? I think it’s how you say it that makes it offensive.
ummmm
i never understood why retarded is offensive if it is short for mental retardation. Isnt that a medical term? I think it’s how you say it that makes it offensive.
at least you’re a hot retard!
and to whoever was sayin’ shit about using ‘retarded’ is fucking retarded!!!
xoxo
it looks like nate peed his panties in the last pic.. :)