Feb
17
2005

Thanksgiving, Christmas, Miss Conduct, Trannyshack, Blair, Rocoo, Quyen + Victor, Soybaby art show

According to my horoscope in YM, I should be expecting a racy phone call from Ron Perlman on October 4!!

But I don’t think Kevin will mind. Cuz he’ll be having “plenty of fun” with another guy anyway!

Hey guess what! We’re gonna be in Vancouver from Saturday the 19th thru Tuesday the 22nd. It was Kevin’s Valentines Day present to me cuz I’ve been dying to check out that city forever! And now we get to spend 4 days there! Anyone have any suggestions as to which clubs, stores, or touristy things that we absolutely must visit? It’s probably soooo cold there right now. I don’t even know how to dress for cold weather!!

I haven’t posted a “real” update since Halloween. So here ya go!


These were taken around Thanksgiving. We were walking home from the bar when we ran into Craig, the bartender from the Blank Club. He was riding his bike home, so we invited him over for a “few” cocktails. Which really means, “WOO HOO, MAKE US SOME DRINKS, CRAIG!” After a few very lethal shots, I attempted to ride his bike in the house and crashed into the wall.

Spoooooooooky picture of Kevin, Craig and Jade

Pouty Kevin, Craig, half of me

Kevin cheers as Jade falls into his lap

Shrinkle sans makeup, pants falling off

Here are some Christmas party pictures. I live for company Christmas parties!!! Good food, open bar, and you get to dress up fancy like you’re something sophisticated. We went to 3 company Christmas parties in one weekend. They were all in San Francisco, so we just packed our bags and stayed up there all weekend! I wore the same dress to all three parties, so I totally stunk like booze and sweat by Party #3. Here are some pictures from Kevin’s company party (Electronic Arts) at fancy schmancy Westin hotel.

Kevin be pimpin’ with me and Jade!!

I be pimpin’ with Mark

The next day, we met up with some friends at the Cheesecake Factory on top of Macy’s in Union Square. There were cops everywhere and the streets were blocked off. We thought there was going to be some kind of parade, it being Christmas and all. Turns out there was a bomb threat!! How exciting! We decided to stay and eat anyway. Afterwards, we met up with our friends Gina and Brett. Brett is an artist for a porn company. His job is to photoshop porn ads to make the dicks bigger, boobs perkier, butts smoother, etc! He basically makes porn stars look good. So remember kids–it’s not real!!!

Brett’s girlfriend Gina is a clothing designer for Levi’s. She is awesome x 100000 and talks to her cat in a funny language that goes, “Kikikikiki nananananana!” Anyway, Brett’s company was having their Xmas party that night, and Kevin and I decided at the last minute that we should crash it. We were killing time shopping when I ran into none other than gorgeous Julie (julicide)! We were crossing the street at the same time and bumped into each other in the crosswalk. I asked her what she was doing, and she said, “I have to buy new pantyhose for my company Christmas party tonite.” I said, “How funny, I’m going to a company Christmas party too!” Then Julie sees Brett and goes, “Brett? What are you doing here?” Turns out they work together and we’re all going to the same party. Small world!

The party was awesome. It was held at the California Culinary Academy, so the food was AMAZING! I was tempted to do the ghetto Asian thing and fill my bag with chocolate covered strawberries but I wussed out. Unfortunately no porn stars showed up like we’d hoped, but towards the end of the night a couple dozen people dressed in Santa suits crashed. That’s when we knew it was time to leave!!

So we headed over to my sister’s company’s Xmas party at the Fairmont. It was kinda dying down by the time we got there cuz it was an older crowd. There was some really bad disco cover band. Here are some pictures of me with my sisters.

Here are some funny pictures from the Blank Club the following week.

Check out the height difference between me and Julie (misscon)!!!!!! Notice she’s already stooping a little bit, but her entire head still gets cut off and my face is at her boob level.

Now here she is again, probably sitting on the floor to be at my height!

Yum yum

Cute picture of Kevin and Julie, too bad it’s blurry :-(

Rosemary and me

I think this one was taken at karaoke night. Matt, me, and Ellie. I seem to get my picture taken at karaoke nite a lot, which gives the overall impression that I love karaoke. But that couldn’t be further from the truth cuz I’ve NEVER karaoke’d before my whole life!! I just like to drink, watch and laugh.

Here are some pictures from Trannyshack! This was sometime around Xmas. Marcy’s friend Foxxy, drag queen extraordinaire, was doing a Gwen Stefani number and asked us to be “fruitsy” backup dancers. I originally said I’d do it, but then when I found out about Maus’s surgery, I had to back out. :-( So my sister, Marcy, and Vanae ended up doing it without me. But I did come out to show my support! :-) And they looked so cute!!!! I can’t dance anyway, so I woulda fucked the whole thing up, haha.

Gettin’ readyz

Lisa, Vanae, me, Sarah (krumbles)

Vanae, me, Sarah, Marcy

The Doan Brothers

Marcy luvs neon and the boyzzz luv Marcy!

Party Hearty Marcy (with Gwen Stefani aka Foxxxy)

Here’s a picture from when Blair came out to visit last month. This was taken at the Bar on Castro!

He doesn’t know I have a Livejournal, so I can say whatever I want about him without censoring myself HA! I first spotted Blair 4 years ago. He looked like this:

I’d see him all dolled up at Trannyshack and wanted him sooo bad, but I was too shy to say anything! One nite, he was standing by himself in a skimpy mini skirt made of burgundy feathers. I kept telling Jade how hot he was, so she walked right up to him and told him I was checking him out! Then she forced me to say hi. I was so nervous, I said hi, ran my fingers thru the feathers on his skirt, and said, “Well that’s all I guess” and took off. A few weeks later I saw him again and we were both drunk, so I had more courage. I followed him into the bathroom and we started talking. Then he told me he loved me (?!), and gave me his number! Not bad! The following Monday, we went out to dinner, then to a few bars. I think I only had one drink, but I lied and said, “Oh geez, I don’t think I’ll be able to drive home tonite. Is it okay if I just spend the nite with you?” :-D We cuddled, that’s all–I swear to god! He had just bought this terrible rock-hard pillow from Ross that gave me a bad neck, so I said, “This pillow is useless! Here, let me get closer so I can share yours.” Heeheeheee.

He kept telling me he liked girls, but after our 89237498325th date, he changed his mind and decided he only liked guys. Wow that makes me feel really good knowing that after hanging out with me he can now confirm that he is GAY!! Thanks!!! He moved to New York at the end of that summer. I only see him once or twice a year now.

So when he came to town last month, we had dinner and went out for a few drinks. We were sitting at the bar talking, when out of the blue Blair says, “Let’s kiss. I miss it!” I said okay. But every time we tried to kiss, we’d start cracking up and he’d spit all over my face.

Afterwards I dropped him off at his friend Kennedy’s house, where he was staying. I went to use the bathroom…. and… and… yeah… Hi Kennedy! Nice to see you in here!

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So there’s this little cat who hangs around Japantown who has stolen my heart. His tag says Rocoo, and I see him every time I walk to the Japanese supermarket. He seems lonely and is very affectionate. After I took these pictures, I sat on the bench and he curled up in my lap. Elisa, have you seen this poor guy around the neighborhood? The last few times I saw him he was VERY dirty. :-( I want to bring him treats next time, but I wonder if it’s rude to assume someone else isn’t taking good care of their cat. I know I would be offended if someone saw Maus or Tako and said, “Poor cats! They must have a bad mother. I’ll bring them treats next time I see them!”

So… as everyone knows by now, Maus’s surgery went really well! When we went to go pick him up from the hospital, I noticed they had this tag on his cage. When I asked about it, the nurse was like, “Uh… well… let’s just say he wasn’t the easiest to handle!” Hahahaha. Poor Maus!

Random picture of me and Michelle (dangerrrdoll) at the Blank Club

My cousin Quyen got married!! The wedding was awesome because our family is Vietnamese Buddhist, and her new husband Victor is Mexican. So they had a Buddhist ceremony in the morning, and a mariachi band in the evening!!! Rock on. Interracial weddings are always the best. Can’t wait till me and Kevin have our German-Vietnamese one!

Zee beautiful bride and groom surrounded by family. Kids, this is the only time you’ll see a Mexican guy wearing a Vietnamese ao dai. Go Victor, Go Victor!

Lisa, Johnny, me, Kevin

Sarah and Matt

God I just realized me and Kevin have 9823748923 pictures that look exactly like this

If you live in the SF Bay Area, you must visit Patrick (soybaby)’s art show!!! More details HERE. Here are some pictures from the opening reception. I didn’t get any pictures of Patrick cuz he was hiding upstairs most of the time!

Look it’s meeeeeeee!! On the right with the pink background. Patrick took that picture of me 3 years ago when we first met at Cal State Hayward. Awwwwww memmmmorrries!!

Second picture from left… I made that dress! Bottom picture of Anzhelika holding glass to her face–I styled that shoot. Go Amy, Go Amy! Shit Patrick we gotta work together again soon. But make a definite “for-sure” date so that neither of us can flake! BTW, did you know Anzhelika quit modeling?

Me and the Sandy (angrybutter)

The Melissa (makeupagogo) and me. This is the best picture ever because Melissa totally hated my guts in high school!!! We didn’t go to the same school, but we always saw each other at “teen” shows and she’d make comments like, “Ewww! Someone left a trail of glitter alllll over the fucking bathroom!” when I was obviously the only person in the bathroom and happened to be covered in glitter. This is the first time we’ve seen each other in 8 years. Look how pretty she is! I love you Melissa the teenage bitch!

That is all for now. Jade is coming over later and we’re going to ride our bikes to 8th and St. John to feed some homeless cats I found there yesterday. One of them actually bit me, and I bled!! Hope I don’t have rabies now. I will bring my camera and take pictures of the cats. There are like 2983748924332 of them, and they all have short legs! MUST BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED!!

And I apologize in advance if I’m not able to answer every comment. I find that one of the reasons I never update is because I don’t have time to answer all the comments, and this makes me feel really guilty. Sorry! But please do post tips on Vancouver if you have any. :-)

And don’t forget to bid on my eBay auctions! Click the picture and it’ll open in a new window!


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