Tess, me, and Nicole at PURE. Drew shows off his new pedophile glasses and haircut.
Actually, let’s back up and start at the airport before we left California. Tess keeps it classy by making her own DIY float out of beer and ice cream! It wasn’t good, but hey man, we were hungry and working with limited resources.
Getting ready to go out! Love Drew’s unicorn wall.
Jessica and Nicole
Drew and Natasha
Nicole and Nick
Nicole, Nick, Lenny and Collin
Jessica and Nicole. How precious.
Drew is really attractive!!
Dammit! I just realized I own this 6%Dokidoki dress and Cicely Margo necklace in every color possible, and it’s all I’m wearing in my last 239823984 blog posts.
Drew likes to go to clubs and point out all of his favorite things. He is a creep. Get used to it.
That night, Drew offered to let Tess and Jessica take his bed, while he slept on the couch. Sleeping arrangements were never made for me, so I just shrugged and said it’s cool, I’ll somehow make myself fit on the couch with Drew.
Well!! First, when we got back from the club I couldn’t find my pajamas ANYWHERE because Drew didn’t tell me he’d hung them up in the closet. I wasn’t about to cuddle up next to him in sexy undies, so I rummaged through his drawers and found some big briefs to put on before joining him on the couch.
In the middle of the night, Drew kicked me so hard that I fell onto the hardwood floor. When I tried to get back on the couch, he wouldn’t scoot over no matter how hard I pushed and pleaded. So I finally gave up and decided to sleep on top of him if he wasn’t going to move. I climbed up and made myself comfortable.
Suddenly he yelled, “NOOOOOOOO!” and began screaming for help while throwing punches and beating the shit out of me. We’ve shared beds before, so I know motherfucker has night terrors and doesn’t remember. Well, Jessica and Tess had no idea was was going on, all they heard was yelling and slapping sounds and just laid there frozen in silence. I ended up letting Drew sleep on top of ME, while trying not to die from the weight of having a full-grown man snoring on top of me. In the morning Drew didn’t remember a thing about it, so he took this photo to make fun of me for sleeping in and wearing men’s briefs.
Even better, Tess asked Drew why he took her phone out of her hand that morning while she was lying in bed checking her email. Drew said, “Oh, I noticed you were sleeping with your phone in your hand, so I plugged it in for you.” Silence. Then Tess laughs and says, “I wasn’t sleeping, I was AWAKE when you took my phone. I’m Korean, my eyes always look closed!” HAHA amazing.
Drew feeling mighty pleased with himself.
Stay tuned for Utah, Part 2 post. Way too many dumb pictures to fit in one post!
XOXO
Amy
Hahahahaha, OMG that last paragraph. I was once so comfy in the corner of my friend’s couch that I was barely moving, so I guess I looked like I was sleeping. Next thing I know, some asshole starts fucking CLAPPING in my face. My immediate reaction was to smack him in the face with my big ass ring.
Also, poor you getting beat up with no place to sleep!
CLAPPING?! Who does that? Good for you smacking him in the face haha!
I also love Utah. I lived there for 8 years and I LOVE it. Hi by the way. I miss you!!
ps. if you ever end up through portland I EXPECT A PHONE CALL.
I miss you too! I haven’t been back to Portland since your baby shower. I still have to meet the little lady! And duh, I wouldn’t even THINK about going to Portland without calling you. When are you guys all coming to SF?!
My boyfriend is Chinese and I always mistake him for being asleep when he is actually awake.
HAHAHA that is hilarious! It’s awesome having friends with a sense of humour who don’t get offended by stuff like that. ^__^
That last photo makes me chuckle! Can I just say you totally rock mens undies!!
Do you remember that trend 10 years ago where all girl undies were made to look like boy undies? I was so into that, I would go to the flea market and buy 3-packs of little boy undies with obnoxious cartoon prints. So not hot!!
Tess extansion looks beutiful. I have a friend in Utha she tool me is very cold and hot but pretty. I live on a island so pretty much im stuck here un less you guys make me laugth so much. Amy your hair is lovely like always. Im looking for part 2
Tess does all her own hair and extensions, and she is sooo good!
Haha I’m glad my posts make you laugh! ^__^
hahahaha favourite blog post I’ve read all week so far. That was quite the sleeping adventure :D
Heehee, glad to provide some entertainment! ^__^
I was actually born in Utah which everyone thinks is pretty odd considering I’m Asian. (My parents got there PhDs there)Parents said they suspected a mixup… BUT I was the only Asian baby in the whole entire hospital so there (late 80s lol). Judging from the photos, Drew looks pretty tall. Sorry you had to sleep under his weight and get hit. :( Did you have any bad bruises?
Oh my gosh! When I go to Utah, I play “Spot the Asian” where I compete with my friends to see if we can find any Asians, anywhere. We usually end up spotting only 2-3 over an entire weekend. Which is soooo different from where I live, because Asians were the majority in my high school! San Jose has the highest population of Vietnamese people anywhere in the world outside of Vietnam. Craziness!
I once had a really involved dream about CSI Miami. In my dream, my boyfriend was suspected of killing someone and although I was part of TEAM HORATIO, I wanted to help him cover it up so he wouldn’t go to jail. I was swabbing him for evidence when he started SHAKING me awake. Apparently I ripped the covers off the bed, leaped on top of him and started scrubbing his face with a tissue while making shushing sounds.
What’s even weirder was that this was my second dream about CSI Miami.
HAHAHAHA that is the best story ever. I’m a pretty tolerant person, but if someone started scrubbing my face with a tissue while I was sleeping, I would DEFINITELY freak out.
Occasionally people are like “Dude, why are you single?” and I’m like, MULTIPLE DREAMS ABOUT CSI MIAMI IN COMBINATION WITH SLEEP-SWABBING. Gentlemen, form an orderly line!
sorry about my night terrors.
ps chicken nugget pizza still needs to happen.
omfg…you had me ROFLing as always with your crazy stories. Night terrors….I haven’t heard that in forever. Oh yeah…I think it was because I was trying to forget about my one little night terror.
Oh, and Tess with long hair=STUNNING!
I am totally butthurt that you didn’t tell me you were in town so I could come pinch your bum :’(
Sorrrryyyy!! I do want to come back soon though. :-) I just hung out with Mel and Nicole the other day, and we had a ton of fun. I’ll come visit so we can all stuff our faces silly!
So you started with a Wife beater float (in Newcastle we call Stella Wife beater…I have no clue why) and then end up beating each other up? 0.0
Speaking of Utah, What ever did happen to DREAMGIRL? O_o
some dreams end up being a NIGHTMARE! ;)