Our grand arrival! We never did get to see the Hooters hotel. Boo! :-(
Butts at the Bellagio
Jessica and Jen getting pretty
I don’t need to get pretty. I roll out of bed looking this good.
On our way to 8.5. I am thrilled.
Josh, Jessica, Jen and me at 8.5
Jessica, Hayden, Hayden’s hot man Marcus
Jessica and Jen, life of the party
Shut your face, Jessica! You looooooved it!
Told you!!
Doesn’t he kind of look like Josh Duhamel? Not sure if that is a good or bad thing.
Rainforest Cafe
Our super pretty hotel
Hayden gets pretty
Jessica and Hayden, sitting in a tree…
When I find out whose idea it was to barge in on me peeing and take pictures, your ass is mine!! Thanks to Jen for the strategically placed thumb though.
At Krave
Hayden with best friend and boyfriend… Hmmmm, someone likes black guys!
Jen with friend and friend…. Hmmmm, someone likes Asian girls!
Multi-cultural friends, collect them all!
Uh oh, here we go again
Me + Strippers = Bad Idea!
Jessica + Strippers = Even Worse Idea
Paris, Keith, Marcus, Hayden
Hayden on the judging panel for the “Wet Boxers” contest
Keith
Needless to say, he totally won.
“Go Keith! It’s your birthday, get busy!” (Not really)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas (until I post it all over the internet)!
You’ll notice that I wave at the camera a lot
Hello!
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Don’t worry, I’m not sitting on a toilet this time.
Prim and proper
Good nite, Josh!
Here’s a guy who can afford a room at the Bellagio, meanwhile his cell phone is held together with masking tape.
Homesick at the airport :-(
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Here are some pictures from my cousin’s wedding!
My supercute cousins!!!!
Pregnant sister Lisa, cousin Quyen, duh
Cousin Quyen’s husband Victor with Baby Victor
Pregnant sister and pregnant cousin!!!
Annie and Christina
Lisa, Andrea, Christina, Annie, Ashley, Amyyyyyy
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Ellie hosted a sushi party for her 26th bday. Good times!
Her husband Matt made the horrible mistake of announcing that he never turns down a dare and would do anything for $20. Within seconds we rounded up $22 and dared Matt to brush his teeth with wasabi for 22 seconds (a dollar per second)!!
Get ready, get set…
GO!!!
Eyes on the prize, Matt! Eyes on the prize!
Matt was not amused to learn that most of the money was Ellie’s, and since they’re married that means it was his own money, haha.
BEST BIRTHDAY CAKE EVER!!! Vegan yumminess Melissa baked from scratch!
Happy Birthday, Smeleanor!
Grumpy Minners!
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And here are a few random ones!
yay for cuteness they are rotten little cuties!. i really love the backbendy jessica popping out your stomach and getting your hair felt is like poety in motion!
I think you should have your own TV show. Your pictures are always so great, I can only imagine how totally leet a video version might be!
That hotel looks soooo sleek and sophisticated. Mmm, yum. Wait, is that the hotel from Ocean’s Eleven?!?!
I lol’ed at the picture when they raided you on the pisser… the look on your face is priceless :D
“Matt was not amused to learn that most of the money was Ellie’s, and since they’re married that means it was his own money, haha.” …oooooh, BURNNNN!!!
Yeah right! A reality show about me would be so boring. I’d just be sewing and answering eBay emails all day, haha.
I’m not sure what hotel they filmed Ocean’s Eleven in, actually! It’s been a while since I watched that movie. :-)
I wanna say it was the Bellagio but I could be wrong, since it’s been awhile since I’ve seen it, too! :)
You could just have the reality show tape you when you leave the house. That way you wouldn’t need to be caught on the toilet, or looking like you just woke up! :D Okay, so it’s probably a dream, but if any network execs read your blog, I WOULD TOTALLY WATCH A SHRINKLE TV SHOW! haha! :D Ooh ooh, or one where you teach sewing or crafts or even how to do makeup. lol
a reality show would be rather boring wouldnt it haha, unless youre showing off some sweet moves in your pjs
HAHA!! Those male strippers were totally hot…
I think only the first one was cute! :-D
A reality Shrinkle series?
i like how i’m no where to be found in the prim and proper picture meanwhile pulling a britney in some other picture… drunk times rule! keep me away from meaty muscular go-go dancers!!!!!!!1!
Your picture posts are always awesome.
DUDE, you look amazing in those wedding pictures! You’re all buff n’ stuff. :)
Haha Kevin + Marcus broke up, and Keith + Paris broke up!
I wonder if I had anything to do with one of those, oops!
Oh and be happy no one has pictures of when you “accidentally” pulled off the strippers g-string.
p.s. it was my idea to barge in the bathroom, since the door was already open ;D
p.s. I don’t think this guy likes asian girls touchin’ up on his man.
Oh shit, seriously? It always takes me sooooo long to post pictures that by the time they’re finally up, all the couples have broken up. :-}
So have you been hanging out with Keith lately? ;-)
Keith is moving back to Michigan!!! hhaha.
I just went to Vegas for the first time this summer! We checked out the Hooters Hotel, but I really didn’t think it was that great. Caesar’s Palace was my favorite. :)
I know the girl who baked that cake! As much as you can know someone when you post on the same vegan message board. Ask her to make you some candy corn.
I always look forward to your posts when they come once every 3 months! LOL
jesus christ amy, you look like the most fun of ALL TIME.
I missed pictures of you and your beau! Glad they’re back!!!
Adorable as always. I think you needed a Jew girl in there, to spice things up. COUGH
Cute :}
Whoa. Lisa is very, very preggers.
the go go dancers at krave a couple years ago were so much hotter
is it me, or is there an abundance of panty shots through these pictures *giggle*
oops i think that was me!!!
You are too cute!
OK so… I got to meet Tarina Tarantino on my way down to San Diego last weekend, and she told me to tell you hello :)
the pics of the kittes are sooooo cute. u didnt miss much not seeing the hooter hotel….it sucks….the dealers aren’t hooters girls! its fucking bullshit. anyways i will be in sf 28th-3rd. going to sea of dreams party. u should come http://www.seaofdreamsnye.com/
anyways there i also a party on the 29th and on the 1st. not sure what the one on 29th is….but the one on the 1st is called breakfast of champions. i will call/text u when i get to sf….get ready to party like rockstar! : )
Yeay for blue hair! I dyed mine blue yesterday too! :D
Finally I have achieved my life’s goal of having blue hair! now I may dye :P
It suits you very well!
I always enjoy looking at your pics, you party animal you :)
I MUST HAVE……….
those seats from rainforest cafe! they’re more awesome than jebus :-D
So photogenic, i love all the shots with you in it!
I hardly use lj anymore except for communities and your journal. I fucking love your posts, man. :|
i just want to say, that i E N V Y your ability to go up and put a dollar down a male-strippers g’. seriously. i get sooooooooooo shy when i see that many muscles!
:x
(great depiction of what vegas is REALLLY like tho)
:)
heh, i have the top in your random picture. things like that excite me. :)
I’m still trying to figure out the confusing anatomy of the picture under the caption ‘Me + Strippers = Bad Idea’. Is it an elbow, is it a ballsack….who knows????