Feb
27
2006

Yana, Tara photoshoot, Bamboo

I finally managed to upload all the pictures from Yana’s visit last month. AHHHHH we took so many!!

Weeeeeeeee!!!


“Look for us on eBay!”

Ho ho ho

Powerseller porn


Well, that’s all we managed to take before security started to drive by verrrry slowly!

Here we put Yana straight to work in the kitchen on her first night. “That’s right, my little Russian mail order bride. Cook! Cook like you’ve never cooked before!”

We rewarded her for good behaviour by taking her to a cat show the next morning.

But first, Jen had to drop Josh off at the Special “Olimpics”

Jen is not to be trusted!!!

Ugh! I think it’s time for me to get off the computer and go do some situps!! :-(

Waiting for me to come out of the bathroom (Sorry guys!! I pee slow)

Doesn’t this remind you of those crazy showbiz moms who put their 4-year-olds in beauty pageants and insist that the kid loves it even though you can tell the kid is totally miserable and bored?

“Mommy, stop it! You’re hurting me mommy!!!”

Yana says she had never heard of garlic fries before coming to California. What the hell! New Yorkers are deprived!

Off to the flea market!! (Note to self: Berryessa Flea Market sucks now. Boo!)

Ending the day with some yummy Thai food

Josh performs the Dance of the Seven Veils

This is a fucking miracle… Maus is very territorial and usually attacks EVERYONE who comes over. But he loved Yana.

Good Maus!

What’s my favorite color?

Who’s my favorite eBay powerseller?

Romantic sunset

Taking pictures while riding bikes thru intersections = Danger!!

I love this one

America’s next top model

Welcome to beautiful San Jose!

This is where I kill Yana and dump her body

This was really scary. It looks nice in the picture, but in real life it was getting dark and we were scared to go under the bridges because there were creepy people living under them!!

At the SF Moma, where we saw a life-sized paper mache person with an 8-foot turd coming out of its butt. What the fuck is art these days anyway? It kind of pisses me off.

Melisser

Back at Melisser’s house. KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One for Beamish

One for Scurvy

Another one for Scurvy

These are the houses from the opening credits of Full House. Er, um, it was Yana’s idea!! She was just begging us to take her there, so we finally gave in.

The next morning, we met up at Yana’s friend’s house in Los Altos to prepare for our Supayana-Shrinkle-Soybaby photo shoot extravaganza world event 2006.

Lovely model Tara getting her makeup done by Miles Berdache!

Yana shows off her exquisite taste in fashionable headwear

The original plan was to shoot on this huge lawn…

…but after thirty minutes of standing around scratching our heads, we decided it looked way too cheesy.

So we drove down to the creek…

…and decided the creek was even cheesier than the lawn.

We eventually ended up at my house. No cheese here!! Just beer and good times!

Soybaby works his magic

Frenz 4eva, KIT, T.C.C.I.C., LYLAS, Have a great summer

We are so artsy

We are so gothic artsy

Paparazzi!!!

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Here are some pictures from the karaoke bar last month. Can you believe I’ve never karaoke’d my whole life, despite the fact that I hang out here all the fucking time? I don’t think ANY amount of alcohol can convince me that karaoke is a good idea. But I do love to watch! :-)

Josh, Me, sister Lisa, Kevin

Lisa, Kevin, Julie

Ran into my high school senior prom date, Ryan. Boy I look so thrilled!!!!

Hi Josh!

Yay?

Yay!

Random picture of Maus trying to eat Jen’s pho

Oh, and while you’re at your computer ANYWAY, why don’t you stop on by and bid on some of my eBay auctions that are ending today? Heh heh.. ;-) I scored some really cool vintage 80s prom/party dresses that I know you’re dying for…. So click on the picture below to go to my seller page! Yayyyyy help me and Jen fly to Albuquerque next month to visit a long-lost friend! :-D


All right, that’s all. Sleepy time for me!

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